QUIRKY! Vol. 2 (MHAxReader)

S4 Part 47 - Terrible Two

"Spotted

Our rising star and ever popular number-two hero, Hawks, with the lovely but still mysterious daughter of famed villain, Butcher.

The two love-birds were caught sneaking a kiss while grabbing dinner out in Kyushu tonight. Rumors of their relationship have been buzzing around for months, but here, we have confirmed it! Fans everywhere morn their shot at being noticed by their heroes, but everyone agrees, these two are beautiful together!"

"Turn that shit off," Dabi grumbled at the bartender.

The man gave Dabi a dirty look but did as he asked. Dabi made his own glower at the bubbles left behind in his empty glass. How many drinks had he had now? Who the fuck cared.

"Dabi," Heller whistled for his burnt companion. He came up behind Dabi and rest one strong arm over his shoulders, "Why are you still drinking when I have three gorgeous ladies practically begging to see your dick?"

Dabi lazily looked over his shoulder at the table with Heller's harem and grunted, "I'm sure you can handle them on your own."

"That's not what you said last night?" Heller cooed, "Don't tell me... are you burnt out, Dabi-babe?"

"Fuck you."

"C'mon," he plopped down into the bar stool next to Dabi's, "I'm not ready for my fun to be over. What's the line... 'I ain't quittin' you!'"

Dabi rolled his eyes, "You really are annoying."

Heller smirked, "If you want me to take care of you instead, you can just say so. I know you have your pride, but I think we had fun last time, didn't we?"

"I didn't think I could get sick of it all, but I am. Between you and that giant freak in the woods, I'm exhausted," Dabi said, "All I want right now... is that fucking bird... on a skewer... over my fire." The glass in his hand started heating up until it shattered into tiny crystals.

"Make sure to pluck him first."

Dabi's eyes narrowed.

"You know," Heller playfully picked at his teeth, "The feathers."

"Dumb fuck," Dabi chuckled, "I'm not sure what game your Queen is playing, but it's pissing me off."

A few other TVs still played the same news coverage over yours and Hawks' ridiculous relationship. All it was, was a picture, but they could talk endlessly about it. Dabi tapped his already lit fingers against the table.

Heller let out a heavy sigh, "Why can't we kill him again?"

"'Cause he's giving me hero intel. He's important for the time being, but eventually..." Dabi grinned, "None of that will matter."

Then, he turned to give Heller an accusing glare, "You could help with Gigantomachia."

Heller shrugged, "I could. But I'm on a warpath to self-destruction. Can't get sidetracked now."

"Are you waiting for orders from your Queen?"

The incubus folded his wings tighter into his back. His tongue grazed his canines while he sat in thought, "Her and I have some unfinished business. Why don't we say hi?"