Greamno and MCYT Oneshots

The Five Brothers AU (Oneshot)

Okay this was requested by Lila_Lupus on the Greamno Discord Server.

This is NOT Greamno because it would be incest and no❤️

But here is the AU for anyone interested:

The Five Sleepy Bois AU:
Father: Phil (often training with Techno)
Eldest: Grian (In college, overprotective of the two youngest, unaware of the situation at home)
Second Eldest: Technoblade (Often found with Phil)
Second Youngest: Wilbur (Practically raising Tommy, trying to put off informing Grian)
Youngest: Tommy (Being raised by Wilbur, convincing him to tell Grian)

Phil (unconsciously but not unknowingly) neglects Wilbur and Tommy, and has little contact with Grian (though he does ask for help with Techno's training occasionally). He is 43.

Grian is going for a building major and is home for the holidays and for a majority of the three-day weekends, would die for his brothers (He is not as close to Techno, however) and if he learnt about the situation at home would be ripping custody from Phil in a heartbeat. He is 23.

Techno is often training with Philzia, and is aware of the neglect but not the extent of it. Has often pushed phil into the little time he does spend with his younger siblings and wishes he had more of a connection to Grian. He is 18.

Wilbur takes on three part-time jobs to help Tommy, and has to pay for the two's tuition as Phil often forgets to make the payment. He doesn't want Grian to get wind of the situation as he fears it may handicap Techno's future, and Grian's a broke college student already. He is 15.

Tommy is aware of the neglect but not that Phil isn't paying for things anymore (School, clothes, sometimes food, etc). He is trying to convince Wilbur to tell Grian about it so they can both get the help/attention they so desperately need. (Plus, it'd be nice to have someone who remembered your birthday for once). He is 13.

Oneshot starts here:

Wilbur watched as Phil walked away with Techno, biting his lip and sighing. He turned to face Tommy.

"Toms-" He started, eye's glancing up at the mail box. They had mail. "Get the mail for me, yeah?"

The brown eyes blinked up at Wilbur, then a furious nodding as blonde hair bounced up and down. The brown-headed teenager watched as the thirteen year-old pulled out a letter. A letter from Build-swap University.

Damnit, a letter from Grian.

"Wilbur! Wilbur! Grian's written to us!" The younger screeched, excitedly running over to the brunette.

"He has? Here, let me look." The fifteen year-old smiled down at him, taking the letter carefully from his hand. Grian writing to them was one of Tommy's favorite things to look forwards to. "So he has! Good eye, squirt."

"Hey! I'm a big man, you know!"

Tommy's protests were ignored as Wilbur tore open the letter, unfolding it carefully.

Dear Wilbur and Tommy.

How are you guys? I've inclosed another letter for Phil and Techno in the envelope. College is going good for me, I've met these great dudes called Sam and Taurtis who also seem interested in building, though Sam is majoring in PvP.

I want to know how Tommy's redstone classes are going! Last I heard, the lad was getting on well.

More importantly, Wilbur, I know your C.P.T.S's are coming up soon, and I want to give you some advice; study a lot in whatever topic you want to major in, but don't singularly focus on it. As long as you get atleast 250 in the others, you'll do great!

Write to me soon, you two, I hope to come back for Summer Break, were I'll have some exciting news to deliver to you guys! Hope to see you soon!

The oldest, and awesomest, Grian.

Wilbur smiled as he finished reading the letter to Tommy, who then pretended to be upset at the last comment before ranting about how he obviously was the best.

Laughing, Wilbur took Techno and Phil's letter and put it in the bottom drawer. When Phil decided to pay attention to them again, he'd give them the seven letters he'd missed.

"Wilbur, what are C- C.P.T.S's?" Tommy asked, sticking his tongue out at the word.

Wilbur chuckled fondly, shaking his head at his youngest brother.

"College Placement Test Score's. You take them in your final year of highschool, bud." The elder explained, sharp gaze softening.

Tommy nodded before getting a mischievous glint in his eyes.

"..."

"Bud? What are you- ACK!" Wilbur screamed as Tommy pounced, LITERALLY POUNCED, at the poor British man, knocking him over.

"I HAVE THE LETTER NOW, BITCH!" Tommy screeched in delight, running off while dodging the half-heartedly thrown pen.

Wilbur groaned at his mischievous little brother, getting up to search the house for both Tommy and the letter that he needed to stick on the mantle place.

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Sighing, Wilbur checked the time on his watch as Tommy rushed into his Middle school.

He luckily had enough time to make it to his highschool without running, so that was better than most days. He'd surprisingly never been late (unless he or Tommy were sick -at least the school took that into account), which helped his case a lot.

Phil tried his best (probably), he really did. Wilbur understood being a single dad to five (four) children could be hard, but Wilbur hadn't even spoken to the man in a solid week, and the only reason he had was to be asked if he could lend Techno his sword as Techno's had broken.

(Wilbur had taken a somewhat sick satisfaction in telling him the one Techno had broken had been his.)

Finally entering his Highschool Campus, Wilbur quickly pushed through the crowd to find Nikki, Fundy, and Jschlatt.

Funnily enough, Schlatt and Wilbur had been enemies in Freshman year. But then Schlatt had found Wilbur panicking in the bathroom over the fact the Phil had forgotten to pay the bills again, and everything had gone downhill from there.

The two were now close friends and had found the perfect freshman to 'adopt', Fundy.

That liked to jokingly dote on him in-between classes as the fox-hybrid huffed about it.

Walking towards the trio, Wilbur pulled out his schedule.

"Ugh, home economics."

Part One pog.

Hey, it's only 8:57!

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