Greamno and MCYT Oneshots

THE HELS IS RELEASED, I REPEAT THE HELS IS RELEASED!

Crackfic. Starts somewhat serious, ends in utter chaos and confused Xisuma and Dream.

Based in season 6 but Hels exists, sue me.

REQUESTED BY MyNameIzNutella AND Pit-and-Chase ! THANKS FOR THE REQUEST!

See, Grian was a usual player.

Except for the part where he wasn't. At all.

Grian was a Prime Admin, one of three, actually. He entered Hermitcraft season 6 in hopes of having a somewhat normal experience.

But of course, adventure and curiosity got the best of him. Like always. Because he was a heckin' gremlin.

And that was why he was searching through Hermitcraft's banning files, looking to cause the most destruction possible without actually damaging the server too severely.

There were many banned users, all of which were the hermits evil clones/siblings. Why they kept making clones, the admin would never understand.

But Grian immediately knew what he wanted to do.

First, he looked through all the siblings and their files. He went through the files of EX, TrueSymmetry, -Xisuma still thought he didn't know about her- and finally Hels.

EX had tried to destroy the server and get a liiiiiiiittle too close for the strawberry-blonde boys liking (yeah, close-) so he was ruled out unless Grian wanted to really cause chaos. He wanted to wait to use True, as she was truly (haha get it-) a woman of destruction.

Also, Hels = Hell = Destruction = Chaos. 

So Grian was kinda already sold.

The admin skimmed over the file, just to make sure he had the player ID and that he was stripped off his admin rank (He wasn't; Xisuma really had this coming) and then opped himself through console and unbanned Hels.

Hels has been unbanned by console

Xisumavoid: HELS HAS BEEN WHAT!?

Oh boy.

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Grian was there to meet the ex-hermit at the unban spot, watching as a portal basically appeared, threw him out, and then disappeared again. The red, black, and yellow hermit sat up quickly, eyes finding the sweatered hermit and immediately jumping into a fighting stance with his netherite sword (Where'd he even get that?).

"Hels, correct?" He asked. The man in front of him lowered his sword.

"How do you know my name?" Hels hissed. "Who are you!?"

"Names Grian. Now, listen, you have 10 hours unbanned. As long as the damage is easy-ish to fix, go wild."

Hels blinked at him. And then again.

"What?"

"No one would stop you. May tryyyyy, but I de-opped 'Zuma soooo-" Grian admitted. "Also I like to cause chaos and the files were way too easy to get into, he had it coming when he invited me."

"You're a usual hermit." The armoured noted. "Why would you want chaos?"

"Because I'm the chaos hermit. It's my thing." The red-sweatered hermit replied. "I started a civil war."

Hels slowly lowered his sword.

"All right then. Any damage? As long as it's easy to fix? Ten hours?" He asked, going over his requirements.

"Yep! And, again, no-one will be able to stop you except me, and until 10-hours are up or you go against the contract, I sure as flip won't." Grian nodded, smiling.

"..." Hels was silent for a moment. "Y'know what? Okay."

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Grian watched carefully as Dream and Techno entered Hermitcraft.

"We heard Grian has done a bad thing again, what'd- he- dooooooo-" Dream halted in his tracks. Huh. "Why is your server on fire?"

"WOW, I DUNNO!" Iskall shouted. "MAYBE BECAUSE GRIAN LITERALLY FREED A BANNED HERMIT!?"

"Ah yeah." Techno monotoned. "That would do it."

"Sounds like Grian." Dream sighed, kicking at a flame. "Where's the gremlin?"

"Currently perched on the one undestroyed shop, Sahara, watching the chaos," Xisuma informed. "I don't know how, but he hacked into the server. I've been de-opped and Hels has been unbanned."

"Yeah, sorry. He does that." Dream laughed nervously.

"HE DOES THAT!?" Xisuma shouted. "AND YOU COULDN'T HAVE WARNED US!?"

"What were you going to have done if you'd known?" Techno asked, going over to join Hels in the fire rampage. Dream banged his head into a tree.

Mumbo ran by, screeching as he tried to put out his suit.

Grian was having fun today.

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Five hours later, the hermits were basically just accepting the chaos. It'd been eight hours in total and Grian was still yet to op Xisuma and ban Hels. The admin was currently sitting with Dream and re-thinking his life choices while Mumbo ran around with Grian and Hels.

Iskall was currently mining about a thousand blocks from Hermitcraft spawn, it'd taken him an hour to get there, but it was somewhat peaceful and he had twenty-eight diamonds and quite a lot of Redstone. There was the occasional explosion heard from above, but other than that he, Bdubs, and Scar (they had joined him after a few msg's) were having a good time.

Two more hours of chaos wasn't too bad, and Grian was going to undo all of Hels damage because he'd set the ground on fire, so watching the destruction (with Techno and Mumbo) was more enjoyable than anything.

He'd watched False fling herself of a cliff, (she was doing it in a joking manner I swear-) so the red-sweatered Hermit threw a thing of lit TnT down with her.

The man only felt somewhat bad for the hole in the mountain.

(It'd be undone later anyway).

"How do you keep getting into server files?" Mumbo asked.

"Ah, secrets." Grian laughed. Y'know, Prime Admin secrets, but secrets!

"He's secretly a watcher in disguise." Techno deadpanned.

"What!? No!" The strawberry-blonde shouted, gently shoving Techno. Who, in turn, pushed him off the tower they were on.

Grian landed in the water he'd placed done, staring angrily up at Techno as he once again climbed the tower.

"Dumbass."

"You love me."

"Yeah, I know."

Crack treated seriously :)

Boom, request finished.

Seriously this took so long ASDFGHJKLIUYTRFVBNM-

Also, I wrote this while in school so you can't tell me to sleep >:).

On a completely unrelated note, Part Three of Vigilante AU will come out today as well, immediately after this chapter if I can. So watch out for that! 

Hope you all have a ✨wonderful✨ day, I will see you all in the next chapter!

Thanks for reading, you guys make my day night evening morning etc-

Word Count: 1007