Greamno and MCYT Oneshots

crack-fic

I just really wanted to write whatever the hell I wanted OK-

So

Grian had TNT

And blew up the house.

"YeEt." Techno muttered as the house blew up in a fireball and Dream made kettle noises as he went down with it.

Grian cartwheeled onto the leaning tower of pizza and then Techno called him a nerd.

Techno then levitated up using a grapling hook and jump boots.

Grian threw a parrot off of it, the parrot flew away off, and then Grian flew away to.

Dream took of his mask and smacked it against the still won't admit it smaller hermitcrab.

Then a nuclear bomb went wonky and made everyone pass out.

Grian broke up with Sam, but he wasn't even DATIN' him in the first place so they got married instead.

Then they divorced and Grian, Dream and Techno got married and Sam got mad.

Then Sam was yeeted into the center of the sun for being a dick.

I'm sorry
I am so so sorry
You'll get a real chapter next time-
Help it's three