Greamno and MCYT Oneshots

Cake (Oneshot)

Not a request, because of course its not-

I got inspired so I wrote this. It's kinda a crack-treated-seriously fic, like most of the one-shots here.

Song above has nothing to do with the one-shot I just like it-

(ALSO HIIIIII IM NOT DEAD!)

Okay, look, Grian had tried being sensible while cooking.

No, he really had! He'd tried following the recipe perfectly, and he'd tried the no-no sense approach, but he just couldn't do it. Baking and cooking just weren't any fun without all the playful flour-throwing and random songs being shouted out from the living room.

It's one of the reasons he really hadn't been to bothered when the other two players.moved in with him. Well, when he moved in with them.

(He'd never admit that he'd seen the duo's kitchen and immediately agreed to move in. That was not what happened. It wasn't, he swore!)

Either way, he just had more fun when with them. They where never allowed into the actual kitchen, though. Not since the cake incident.

Oh, god, the cake incident...

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Grian had moved in barely four months ago, and yet somehow, it was now the strawberry-blonde's house.

They didn't know how it had happened, but he was like a cat.

A very adorable cat in a bright red sweater with a smile that could blind the sun.

Okay so maybe Techno could see how it had happened.

But it wasn't like he could stop the other! Besides, he made food whenever the two got home from work and that alone was worth more than rent.

Besides, Dream shared the same sentiments.

After all, what could go wrong? The duo just wanted to bake with the younger!

What could go wrong?

....

Oh boy.

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"Okay, first we need the flour, sugar, and cocoa powder." Grian listed, watching Dream carefully as he added the flour. "No, no Dream, only a cup, no-"

Quickly, Grian scooped some flour back into the flour bag.

"Techno, two cups. No, those are half-cup measures- NO-" Grian once again shouted, grabbing the chocolate liquor out of the piglin hybrids hand. "Cocoa powder, not chocolate liquor."

"But they look the same??? HEH!?" The pinkette exclaimed, confused.

"No, they don't." Grian deadpanned, handing Techno the actual cocoa powder.

The trio continued working, the strawberry-blonde measuring out the ingredients instead of the other two for the rest of the dry ingredients.

"Now we need three eggs and some butter. Dream, crack the eggs into the cups. Make sure no eggshell gets into the egg. Techno, mix the butter in with the rest of the dry ingredients. I'll get the salt."

Dream nodded cautiously, grabbing the eggs and cracking them into the cups. That probably wasn't eggshell, right? Right.

He watched as Techno quickly grabbed the butter, cutting it along the line as Grian showed him. Depositing it into the mixer, he quickly mixed the butter in until it was slightly overworked, not that he knew that though.

Grian quickly rushed back, adding the teaspoon of salt and mixing it quickly.

"Alright, did you preheat the oven?"

...

"What does preheat mean?" Dream asked. 

"How do you work an oven!?" Techno added, confusion obvious in his expression.

"Oh my god." The youngest groaned. "Alright! Alright, I'll preheat the oven."

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"...how?" Grian asked, turning to look at Dream, who'd gotten his head covered with icing.

"I was testing if it was done! If it sticks to the bowl its done!"

"WHAT- NO! NO THAT'S NOT ICING!" 

"WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!?"

"HOW DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE-"

"LEAVE ME A L O N E :("

"HOW DID YOU EVEN SAY THAT WERE BAKING A CAKE!"

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"Techno." Grian deadpanned, staring down at his piece of 'cake". "Please, dear god, do not tell me that you put icing sugar I instead of flour."

"Uhm-" The pinkette started. "....is flour like, the flat one?"

The strawberry-blonde slammed his head into the table.

"Your banned from the kitchen." Was all the duo heard. "Never cook."

HEY GUYS YOUR NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED!

sO-

I was restarting my computer, because it was a bitch, like always, and I realized that I didn't know my Wattpad password.

Okay, not a big deal, I can just access it on my phone, right?

Its logged in on my second account.

Okay, okay! Don't panic, just get it back using your emergency email-

I used a ten-minute mail.

Anyway I eventually got my password reset (don't ask how it was very complicated and I'm not entirely sure myself) so now I can continue uploading!

I am so sorry for the wait! :(

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