Greamno and MCYT Oneshots

Picnic (Oneshot)

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Summary; chaotic but fluffy picnic.

Grian may have been a little in over his head when he proposed the idea of a picnic.

It wasn't that he regretted it, oh no, it was just that he often got carried away when planning these sorts of events.

Like the fact that his boyfriend's literally couldn't cook.

So he improvised. Dream did the shopping, he did the cooking, Techno chose the location, and then they'd all meet up and have a picnic! It would be great.

If Dream had any limitations when it came to shopping.

The masked man did not, infact, have any idea when to stop and they had four bottles of chocolate syrup and seven things of strawberries.

But that was fine, would be great!

If Techno had any idea on ideal areas and times for picnics.

The piglin hybrid did not, and he ended up accidentally booking their picnic on a fucking row boat at 12:00am.

But y'know what, Grian could totally deal with that. It would be fine.

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Fuck, when did they run out of flour?

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Techno smiled at the smaller, watching as his younger boyfriend ran around looking for his keys. He was holding them, of course, but Techno wasn't going to tell him that.

The gremlin was often rushing around like a fireball burning slightly to bright, but that was okay with the other, slightly more mellow, duo.

Besides, it was often him rushing around because he'd forgotten something obvious, or because he hadn't checked if they had enough of something before starting to bake, like he had now. It was somewhat endearing to see the speedball with legs dash around like that, and if not endearing then definitely hilarious.

The hermit finally realized the keys were in his hands, and Techno watched him rush out of the door.

The hybrid sighed.

Time to go find an actually etiquette spot for their picnic.

"Maybe just a park would be nice, Techno."

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Groaning, Dream reluctantly reached for one of the strawberry containers.

It probably wasn't healthy, getting up at two in the afternoon, but the man had been up until 4:26am working on SMP scripts. And now he needed a well-deserved snack.

Taking one of the many bottles of syrup, and grinning sheepishly as he did, Dream quickly applied half the syrup bottle to the strawberries and guilty put back the bottle. Even if there was no-one around to witness it, old habits die hard.

Just like his shopping habit, as it seemed.

Grinning to himself, the elder vowed to get the right things and not just buy lots of sweet things next time.

Quickly turning on his heel, the dirty blonde ran right into Technoblade.

"Shit!" He exclaimed, falling on his back and then allowing the paper plate he'd put the strawberries and syrup on to fall with him.

"Hello, Dream. Devouring our picnic strawberries, I see." The piglin hybrid stated, rasing an accusatory eyebrow. The green-themed fighter gasped on fake betrayal.

"Ah, how dare you accuse me of this. I'll have you know that these are, uh, red potatoes." Dream said. "With seeds." He added.

"Uh-huh." Techno deadpanned, helping the other up.

"Yep!" The masked man laughed playfully before darting out of the kitchen.

"You didn't have to get so many strawberries, you know."

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The picnic was on May 15th, and the three finally gathered together at a nice park Techno had successfully located.

It went of without a hitch, and the trio laughed, drank, and ate throughout the afternoon. Grian ended up stuck in a tree and Techno had to help him down, but other than that, nothing really happened.

"Well, I suppose this wasn't that awful after all!" The second eldest joked.

"Nope." Grian grinned. "Not at all, Dream. Not at all."

Woohoo!

Damn that was longer than the final part of the hybrid/classmate/vigilante AU but took like way way shorter time.

:)

Hope you enjoyed! Just some daily Greamno shinanigans.

Word Count: 691