t a l l (oneshot)

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Requested by like six different people-

Okay so I'm throwing in both N0thing1nP4rticular request and LunarThing request to make it easier. Thank you for your requests!

Also sorry, my watcher Grian side was just to strong while writing this chapter.

:)

(Also I'm thinking of creating a rant book where I put all my crisis's in)

Grian had a potion.

He knew what this potion would do. Or, he knew what the potion was intended to do.

It was supposed to make Grian taller.

And he would give almost anything to be as tall as Dream and Techno, and even more to be taller.

Almost anything, of course. He'd have to draw the line some where.

Anyway, the point was he had a potion that would boost his height.

So naturally he was going over to brag to his boyfriends about height.

He just needed to find the courage to drink the potion first.

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Finally, Grian had finally settled down in the lower quadrants of his base, swaying the concoction slowly.

Was Scar really trustworthy? He didn't even have a real license. This was technically an illegal potion. Probably an illegal experiment, to. An unethical one at least.

But he'd drink it all the same.

Taking a sip of the swirling magenta potion, Grian could taste a deep raspberry taste, along with the taste of some sort of toothpasty-mint flavour.

He felt dizzy, slumping down next to the small beam as he slowly passed out.

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He woke up about a minute later.

Though his vision still blurry, and his senses still dulled, Grian could immediately tell he was taller.

His legs, which previously could barely reach the floor when sitting on his upper foundations, now were awkwardly hunched up against his chest.

His arms could actually properly grip around the beam instead of just reaching the top.

Oh yeah, and his eye view was also like two feet taller then usual.

But details, right?

His wings were also bigger, though fit perfectly on his new, taller body.

He approximated the he was about 6'4  to 6'7.

Time to go shock his (significantly less tall-) boyfriends!

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Grian: Hey guys

Technoblade: what I'm on Hypixel.

Grian: I have tried a new potion. I'm waiting at home. End your video early, this important.

Technoblade: fiiiiiiiiine.

Dream: comin', Bread!

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Grian was, indeed, waiting on the couch in there living room.

Just significantly taller then usual.

When Dream had entered the room, he had blinked, blinked again, stood there for a while, processing, and then promptly turned around and headed out the door again.

Techno just sat down next to him and banged his head into the couch.

"Potions are brilliant."

"No"

"Bad."

"Who is this Scar person."

"Can I murder them?"

"No!" Grian protested. "Look, I'm just tall now!"

"But your the small one!" Dream whined. "Your- your a marshmellow and a muffin and you angrily attack dangerous, all-powerful entity's and still somehow win and-"

Grian burst out laughing as boyfriends had a small crisis.

"Are you guys okay?" Grian asked seriously.

"Your just tall now!" Dream muttered, still processing the sight infront of him.

"Ahhhhhhh." Techno sighed.

"Ahhhhhhh indeed." Grian nodded. "Don't worry though, the potion effects only last another four hours." Grian smirked mischievously.

"Wait-"

Grian had already left the house hold.

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Fifty eight minutes later, Grian returned.

"I now have an older brother named Markus." Grian smiled proudly.

"Oh God." Techno groaned.

"Since I'm tall now...." Grian smiled, waltzing over to the pantry. The other two followed suite.

"...I can reach the cookies!"

"GRIAN NO!" Techno shouted, highly amused.

"PUT THEM DOWN!" Dream screeched.

Binge cookie? Yes.

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Finally, after just teasing and comments and cartwheeling around (literally), 'Markus' Xelqua Diamond was banned form blockmart.

It was his final hour.

"IM NIT GIVING THIS UP NOW! I'LL GET SCAR TO BREW ANOTHER ONE!TALL GRIAN!" Grian screeched abnoxiously, smirking as he did.

"nO! GREMLIN GRIAN!" Dream screeched back.

"Oooh fighting." Techno simply stated,   flomping down on the couch to watch.

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Sadly, Grian argued for to long and had to pass against a wall before he could get Scar to brew another one.

Scar, Technoblade, and Dream had a long, long talk about never doing unlicensed potion brewing.

700wordspog-

This is just Grian in denial about his hight and honestly I'm just here for it.

And I'm the author-

It's like 2:30am fuck.

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