Greamno and MCYT Oneshots

Protective mode activated

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Previously on Hermitcraft;

"Grian, explain."

"Okay, uh, those are my boyfriend's." Grian explained meekly.
"And why did we not know about this!?" Iskall shouted.
"Yeah!" Mumbo said behind him, waving his arms. "I wanna know how long this things been going."

Grian promptly banged his head into the wall.
"Well, about a year, maybe a little more-" Grian admitted, slightly guilty.
"A year. Or more." Etho said.
"Yeah, uh-"

Mumbo and Iskall freaked.

"GRIANWHATTHEHECK"
"IM GETTING THEM ON THE PHONE!"
"Hello?"
"WE DONT CARE HOW OP YOU ARE IF YOU HURT GRIAN WE'LL KILL YOUUUUUU!"
"GUYS NO-"
"who even is this-"
"MUMBO AND ISKALLLLLLLL!"
"Oh yeah we met-"
"LIKE TEN MINUTES AGO I KNOW."
"WE KNOW."
"GUYS STOP IT- SORRY DREAM, SORRY PIG-"
"Techno-"
*Click*

"That was successful." Mumbo said.
"Yep." Iskall agreed.
"No- not successful-" Grian groaned.
"Yes, successful-" Etho said.
"No."
"Yes."

That went on for quite a while.

"Y'all are literally my protective older brothers the heck." Grian said as Xisuma went on a blacklisting spree.
"That's the point, Bread." Xisuma laughed.
"Shur up admin boi." Grian huffed. One misspelling. That's all it took. One misspelling-

Dream and Techno where promptly threatened five times that day, all by different people.

Techno was crying on the sofa.

Dream was banging his head into his desk while suffering through all the voice mails.

Grian was sad boi.