Davis: Try this coffee and tell me what it tastes like.
Artemis: [takes the cup and tastes it]
Artemis: Hazelnut?
Davis: I don't know, I found it in the garbage.
David: (Joking) A girl doesn't dye her hair that color unless she has psychological problems!
Clover: Hey! My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems!
David: ...
Random Dude trying to ask Blake out: Have you eaten dinner yet?
Blake, desperately trying to avoid them: I don't eat.
Kol: What do we think of Artemis?
[pause]
Flex: He's a nice dude.
Kol: I think he's gay.
[HELLLLLL YEAH!!!]
Database: What's in the suitcase?
Ronin: Vodka.
Database: You brought a suitcase full of vodka?!
Ronin: Of course not. I brought mixers as well, I'm not a savage.
Clover: ARE YOU-
Shizu: Fucking.
Clover: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Shizu: Fucking.
Clover: IDIOT!
Alec: ...What was that?
Shizu: David banned Clover from swearing, so I'm helping them out.
Alec: But that's censorship!
David: Well done. You are correct. You're being censored. Now go.
Shizu: Remember that old saying, "if at first you don't succeed..."
Clover, Depressed: "Try to pretend it never happened.
Kol, on the phone: Alright I'm here, open up.
Flex: ...
Flex: As a child I was forced to eat dog food for dinner.
Kol: Open the fucking door-
Flex: All things considered, it didn't work out too badly.
Shino:
Flex:
Shino: We saw ourselves die.
Flex:
Shino: Twice!
Okay, I did this cause I'm working on 4 Requests at once and my own story that I'm doing so PLZ NO MORE REQUESTS TILL IM DONE WITH THESE! Ps- I'll tell you when i'm done- Anyways, I found these in the back of my phone so yep, HERE YA GO!!! ANYWAYSSSS... Peace Slayer Squad!
- Yo BRO PIE 🥧
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My Hero Origins One-Shots! (Requests Temporarily Closed!)
FanfictionWhat the title says UwU Please send in Requests once you get some! No lemons, but fluff and other things ❤️ Also, this is my first time doing one of these, so please don't judge, I try my hardest.
