(A/N - Another Announcement at the end of the chapter)
Kol- Are we done, yeet?
Shino - Don't you mean are we done yet?
Kol - No, I meant yeet.
Shino - Why?
Flex - Cause he wants to yeet Database off a cliff!
Shino - ...
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Kol: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
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Blake: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year... is me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
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Kol: So that's my plan.
Shino: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Kol: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Shino: It fucking sucks.
Kol: That's not constructive criticism
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Artemis: So what's for dinner?
Jack and Rikku, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.
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Flex: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Blake: How can you still say that?
Flex: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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Kol: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Shino: Isn't that just killing people?
Kol: Ah, technicality.
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Database: Hey Ronin can I get a sip of your water?
Ronin: It's not water.
Database: Vodka, I like your style.
Ronin: It's vinegar.
Database: What-
Ronin: It's vinegar, COWARD.
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Kol: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
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Clover: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
David: Killed without hesitation.
Clover: ...No-
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Flex, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Kol: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Database, going over Shino's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Shino: Yes
Database: Okay... may I know what you create?
Shino: Problems.
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Shizu: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Blake: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
Shizu: Exactly- Wait what?
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Kol: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Shino: Okay.
Kol: And make out during the scary parts.
Shino: Th-
Shino: The scary parts.
Shino: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
(One of my friends ships this hardcore. YEAH YOU KNOW WHO YOUR ARE!)
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Aries: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.
Shino, not looking up from their book: Spear.
Aries: BLOCKED.
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Nico: Guys I have an Idea-
Kiyo: No.
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Jack: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Kol: That's why I carry two swords.
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Shino: This is such a bad idea.
Kol: Then why are you coming along?
Shino: Because one of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Blake: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Kol: Blake, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
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Okay guys! For now, my parents put my phone on probation so I'm writing this on my computer, which also means updates will take longer. :( Anyways! I hope you guys liked this chapter! Peace Slayer Squad!
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