"'Consumed by sadness and the fallout of a now retreating fear.' That ought to be tagline for what it's like sporking this shit." ~KittyHP [A/N true to my word.]
Sporking: Stones to Abbigale. A book so bad it misspells it's title character's name.
A...
Wesker: *hogtied Kitty and deposits her atop the desk like a beached carp* Happy now?
Kitty: *wriggles, scowling at him as she gnaws at the duct tape strapped across her lips*
Nick: *sighs, reshuffling the botched notes from the desk, rescuing a spilled coffee cup - a trickle of it stains his coat* Y'know, while you were off causing mischief the rest of us gotta do the real work.
Kitty: *growls, glaring intensely at the synth, spines prickling, her tail bog-brushing*
Nick: *his amber eyes flicker, equivalent to rolling his eyes - warily cuts her binds*
Kitty: *tears the duct tape off* Oh boll-ocks! It's only transcribing notes. How hard can it be?
Nick: *pulls out a sheet at random* Additional comments: "We concluded that Davis and James were secretly the happiest pair of teddy bears in spite of their star-crossed twu wub status. Oh joys, the mpreg and buttsex." *blank expression as he stares at her* Firstly, damn you for having me read that. Secondly, is that really all you guys took away from that funeral?
Wesker: *glances at Kitty* Which peon is dead now?
Kitty: Davis is. He will not be missed.
Nick: That's all?
Kitty: *shrugs* Gerg teased us by suggesting that Jackass did consider self termination. Briefly. But--
Nick: Let me guess: Abbi?
Wesker: *inspecting his flawless nails* Naturally.
Kitty: *groans* I hate this co-dependent bullshit!
Nick: Not that I can complain, but if I had a stomach, it'd be turning.
Wesker: Quiet you sub-par Tamagotchi; only a meager handful of this tripe left.
Kitty: *sighs* So we jump seamlessly into another school day.
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I couldn't miss any more days of school as Lakewood High had little tolerance for repeat absences.
Nick: Honestly, is he ever in school?
Kitty: *fists balled up, attempting to diffuse her anger with controlled breathing techniques - teeth grinding* I find it... Upsetting, that after all of his bitching in the last two chapters he basically continued to use his dead friend as an excuse to get out of schoolwork...
Nick: And as we've already established, he doesn't exactly make much of an effort to go out and spend time with people.
Wesker: Including Spineless.
Kitty: Oh, look. Gerg being a hypocrtical bastard by using death to manipulate his way out of accountability for stuffs.
Hip-Hop Hypocrisy: 35
Kitty: Wooooow... I am soooo shocked *monotone*
Wesker: Fuckhead also admits that he only attended class to get the system off his back.
