(Yes , I will be doing more of this )
H/c - Hair color , H/s - Hair style .
Scarlet King : Y/n , are you going to eat an entire pint of ice cream by yourself?
Y/n , in a bathrobe at 2:00am : Hopefully. Unless you selfishly want a bite.
Jeser(Prince of many faces ): Haha! And here you thought I was a real person!!! Joke's on you, I'm not even a human!
Y/n : I've been knew that , Jeser.
Jeser : What?
Y/n : You're not good at hiding it.
Goran(Lord Goran) : "Stop treating me like the bad guy!"
Y/n : "Stop acting like one!"
Yaldabaoth(The Demiurge) : This might be a little forward, but.... What are you? You don't smell human.
Y/n : Honestly? I'm not sure myself...
Hastur(Hanged King , It's not 701 ): There are many uses for knives
Y/n : You scare me sometimes
Hastur: Cooking, cutting, your enemies
Y/n: We hated each other before we started dating
Hastur: You were lucky *pats Y/n's head*
Y/n : Hey my fiancé
SCP 001(Gate Guardian) : Hello, my intended.
Y/n : That one sounds a little murder-y.
SCP 001 : You are my intended.
Y/n : Stop it.
*SCP 001 , following them *
Y/n , playfully : Stop it!
SCP 001 : [smiles cheerfully]
Y/n : WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A DRAGON IN THE LIVING ROOM?!
Mekhane(SCP 001/ The broken god) 'Cause it's small and cute and I wanted it, you have a problem with that?
SCP 035 : Help, I'm trapped under the tree. The star's tangled in my hair.
Y/n: Why were you under the tree?
SCP 035 :
SCP 035 : ...because I'm a gift to this world?
SCP 049 : Babe , get up.
Y/n : No, the sun is a deadly laser.
SCP 049 : *wrapping himself around Y/n* Not anymore there's a blanket
Y/n : Fuck.
Y/n : "Where are all the cups?"
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionHere I'll be writing SCP stuff . You of course can request some character and chapters. So yeah . Enjoy ... I think
