Love's A Real Thing Right?

Chapter 5: Somethings are better left unknown

"Hey Ace, you done bathing yet?"

"Almost done dude, did you order the food yet?"

"Yes I ordered the food Ace, why would I forget?" Shane said as he scampered to his phone.

"I don't know, maybe because I'm looking at you with your phone in your hand right now tryna order something!" Ace said as he propped himself up on the wall.

"Well you see, I was ordering the food, but then I forgot, because I couldn't decide on a movie to watch. I got the Television to work by the way."

"Oh you did, guess going to Japan did you some good, you didn't just run down Loli's in thigh highs or any girls in thigh highs for that matter."

"What do you have against thigh highs Ace. Thick Thighs save lives"

"Yes yes, Thick Thighs save lives, thigh highs with the fluff at the top make the best ear muffs, and A girl with thick thighs and pretty eyes shall be my wife."

"I remember all our mottos!" Ace chuckled.

"Then what's with the hate, and I'll have you know, I had my fair share of thick thighed girls in Japan, being an animator who is fluent in English has its perks." Shane said proudly.

Ace tried really hard not to laugh, "Ok fluent English animator, finish ordering our dinner and get cleaned up, it's already nine p.m."

"Ok ok, I'm on it."

Shane finished ordering the pizza and went to bathe as Ace just sat on his couch choosing a movie.

"Hey Ace!" Shane shouted

"Yeah?"

"Your car, sell it to me"

"What Shane?"

"Sell me your car."

"Why would I just sell you my car, and how do you just randomly ask someone that question?"

"Well I mean I was thinking, and I really don't want a brand new car, and I mean."

Shane was interrupted by a knock at the door, "Must be the pizza, We'll finish the conversation after I collect the pizza."

Ace muttered to himself as he walked to the door, "Why the hell would he want the car, I mean it's nice, but like, Why?"

As Ace opened the door, he was shook, "Good night, so you're the tenant who's been paying for this empty, YOU!"

Ace still recovering from his shock, "Not me, YOU, where's the nice old lady who owned here."

"That's my grandmother honey." She said as she flipped her hair.

"I see, Sylvia right?" Ace said as he positioned his damaged hand at the top of his door frame, "Couldn't wait to see me again, so you followed me here." he ended his statement with a wink and a slight chuckle.

Sylvia tried really hard to hide she was blushing as she continued, "Well aren't you full of yourself honey? I would like to have you know I happen to be the new owner of this property, for the past two years actually, so not really new, but yeah. Hmph."

"So then, so then why were you working at the hote."

"Hey Ace, what's talking you so long with the piz?" Shane's eyes met Sylvia's as he walked closer he said, "Why hello good looking, the name's Shane."

"Hi." She turned back to Ace and said, "So your name's Ace honey?"

"Yes Sylvia, my name's Ace, you're very talented for figuring that out." Ace said sarcastically.