*Racial slurs. Offensive. Controversial*
I did not write this.
Made by the Benjamin and Bacca (the people who created baby heaven) and Cookieninja
One day in the land of food, Jesus enjoyed eating pizza. But one day Jesus wanted to eat something than pizza but still have the amazing taste. So Jesus went to the mighty blacksmith, Cookieninja. For many weeks Cookieninja crafted his masterpiece for Jesus. Then one day Cookieninja approach Jesus with his prize. THE HOLY FUCKING PIZZA ROLLS! Then Jesus puts one in his mouth, "THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD", Jesus cried. "Glad you are pleased son of God " said the Cookieninja. The Jesus said "What do I owe you my nigga". "I'm white you fat bastard". Then pizza rolls disappeared. Then when a special Benjamin and Bacca were born the legacy of pizza rolls were restored.
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I don't why the chose this but I know Blake (Smartakiss Asskiss) likes pizza rolls.
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Black Veil Brides Stories
FanfictionThe story is over. Lots of chapters got deleted. Lots of older parts are shitty because I was a shitty writer. My writing has gotten better.
