𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐒 | rini & jolivia oneshots

i agree to disagree, por favor.

An enemies-to-lovers story, requested by one of my most frequent commenters, niniukegirI!! For realism, some cursing.

"Why, exactly, do I have to date HIM?!" Olivia Rodrigo asked, motioning to the boy next to her with her thumb. "It couldn't be anyone else, could it?"

"I'm sorry, Liv, but with our two leads dating, it would be more convenient and good publicity for us," Tim shook his head. "It could also rack up a lot more views and reviews. Besides, you already have so much chemistry on the show. Why not bring it to life?"

"That's something called acting," Joshua Bassett replied bluntly. "Get a dictionary!"

"You're one to talk, Mister 'I Love Harry Styles!'" the brunette yelled.

"Ugh, do you know how annoying it is with you and Taylor Swift?! Every single day, you end up yada-yada-yada about her, and then the whole fucking cast starts running their pie holes about it! God, I don't even know why I signed onto this show with the most annoying person in the whole world!"

The two continued their loud bickering as Tim put his head in his hands. "Mamma Mia, here we go again," he muttered.

Finally, he slammed both of his hands on the table and blew the blaring whistle around his neck. "COULD JA STOP FIGHTING FOR ONE DAMN MILLISECOND?!"

The two covered their ears and winced as they sat down. "Thank you. I learned that from my fourth-grade teacher, Mrs. Mays."

"Ugh, why'd you have to do that? My ears are ringing now!" Josh groaned.

"At least you won't have to hear me yada-yada-yada about Taylor Swift!" Olivia fired back.

"I'm really not in the mood for this," Tim sighed. "Really not. You guys are still doing this, you're not off the hook yet."

"Besides," he added brightly, trying to lighten the mood, "it's just acting. Now you can use your skills on the show and in real life."

The two left the office, glaring at each other. "Well, fake-dating? Maybe we can pull that off," Olivia smirked.

She grabbed Josh's hand and squeezed it, but this squeeze was more aggressive than friendly. "Come on, pretend like we're holding hands."

They walked into the room where all of their castmates were. "Hey, this is the first time since forever since I haven't seen you two arguing at each others' necks," Julia remarked. "And you're holding hands. I guess you two finally figured out that your hate was actually disguised as love."

"Oh, you have no idea," Josh smiled falsely.

"Hashtag Jolivia!" Frankie yelled as he pulled out his phone. The two pasted on their best cheesy smiles, and Josh pressed a kiss to the side of Liv's forehead. "FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER, YOU TWO ARE NOT FIGHTING! FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER, I'LL BE DANCING THROUGH THE NIGHT!"

"Excuse Frankie, he's hyperactive," Matt whispered. "He ate too many Oreos last night, and this is the result."

"Noted," Liv muttered. She pasted on one of those genuine-looking smiles and said to Josh, "Come on, BABE, let's grab a coffee at Starbucks. Anyone want anything?"