Chapter 28: John's Retarded Fear

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Emerson: He he he.

He was on his PC, looking around Amazon for a Sonic the hedgehog costume set. Today he was going to prank John and Fiore too involved.

- Next Day -

John was teaching some low-tiers how to tier up though it wasn't working. Everyone had really bad abilities that couldn't even get stronger easily or at all. Then all of a sudden Emerson entered the gym, wearing a realistic Sonic costume. Emerson brought out his Galaxy and played GreenHill.mp3

Emerson: Hi! I'm Sonic The Hedgehog!

John:SCRRRREEEEEEAAAAMMMMM!!!!

Then he infused energy to legs to run around John really fast, mimicking Sonic.

John: DON'T EAT ME IM NOT A CHILIDOG!!!

Emerson: So that's why he is afraid of him.

Everyone at the class was laughing becomes their teacher is afraid of some cartoony video game character.

John: Kids No! HE'LL EAT YOU!!!

Then Fiore came in with a Shadow The Hedgehog costume.

Emerson: Ah there you are Shadow! I think we have a meal in front of us!

Fiore: I see, as I am the ultimate life form, he'll be easy to swallow.

Then Emerson changed the track to LiveanLearn.mp3

John: REEEEE!!!

Then Fiore used her ability to imitade Shoadow's "Choas Control" scaring the utter shit out of him.

John: PLEASE DON'T COOK ME!!!

Emerson: Well eat him Super Sonic Style!

John: NOT SUPER SONIC STYLE!!!

Now of course they aren't doing anything other than doing these flashy moves. There trying to show John that is fear is stupid.

At this point everyone else left because John was just becoming ridiculous.

Fiore: Maybe we need to go Hyper form.

John: NOOOO, NOT HYPER FORM!!!!

Emerson: We need the power of teamwork!

John: PLEASE NO!!

Then finally Emerson and Fiore took off the costumes.

Emerson: You really were afraid of him.

Fiore: I have never seen a grown man be afraid of kids shit.

John: Hey! Its not my fault!

Emerson: Actually it is.

Fiore: Why do you think Sonic will eat you?

John: Well, I read a creepypasta where Sonic ate everyone.

Emerson: You need to get off the internet.

John: But what if it is true!

Fiore: *sigh*

Emerson: half the stuff on the internet is not true. You are 19 years old, get over it.

Fiore: Were 15 and we are more mature than you.

Then all of a sudden a spider started hanging from John's face.

John: EEEEECCCKKK!!!


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