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Octavinelle the weed dealers

•Once upon a time, in a restaurant reeking of capitalism, there was a octopus and two eels.

•They were trying to figure out how to lure more customers into their restaurant, since they've been loosing money due to everyone realizing that simply stepping foot in there will cause them to get roped in to a contract.

•Just as they were running out of ideas, Floyd ate a suspicious green thing that looked a lot like grass which he found in a Walmart parking lot and traveled into the third dimension.

•And this gave him an idea

•So obviously, he slammed the grass stuff onto Azul's desk and began to babble about it and how fun it was

•You can imagine how confused Azul was

•"Floyd, this is grass."

•To make him understand, Floyd (somehow) convinced Jade and Azul to eat the grass as well

•Yeah, safe to say they got on board right away

•So in secret, they began to sell the grass stuff that they still didn't know the name of

•Actually, it was Cater who told them what the stuff was called. Weed.

•It suddenly made sense to the trio why it looked like grass

•Anyways, Jade became the main seller for the weed since Azul had to manage his contracts and Jade was the only one slippery enough where if he got caught, chances are he wouldn't be punished.

•At one point Crowley did probably catch him

•But one bargain later and Jade is off the hook and Crowley is high as fu-

•In the end, Octavinelle was able to rope in students to sign contracts after getting them high on life, and the capitalistic octopus and eels lived happily ever after