I'm honor of the new Christmas event, and because I had nothing better to do with my free time, I wrote a parody of "Santa Clause is coming to town" and made "Floyd Leech is coming to town"
*ahem*
Oh you better watch out
You might start to cry
But god please don't pout
I'm begging you, why?
Flooooyd Leech is coming, to town
He'll beat your sorry ass
He'll bitch slap your wife
Kick out all the kids
And a sweat he won't wipe
Flooooyd Leech is coming, to town
He'll squeeze you when you're sleeping
Strangle you when you're awake
Doesn't care if you were bad or good
Cause he'll squeeze you all the same
Oh you better watch out
You might start to cry
But god please don't pout
I'm begging you, why?
Flooooyd Leech is coming to town
Floyd Leech is a busy man
He squeezes runaways
Flooooyd Leech is coming to
Flooooyd Leech is coming to
Flooooyd Leech is coming to town!
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The new and improved Twisted wonderland shitpost book!
FanfictionBehold! The new TWST shitpost book! For those who didn't know, I ended up having to abandon my old account, so I made this new one! Here I will post even more shitpost, and hopefully more oneshots.
