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Finishing assigning everyone (Heartslabyul) pokemon

Wow my meds kicked in sooner than I expected

Anyways here's part 2?

HEARTSLABYUL— The Grass Type Gym!

Cater Diamond will have: Furfrou AND Rotom!
    •Furfrou is a poodle essentially, and for someone like Cater who needs to make everything magicam-able, obviously a pet that is a fashion statement on its own is the perfect fit.

    •Cater's Furfrou would most likely love the attention it gets whenever it gets a new haircut. Cater absolutely spoils it rotten.

    •I was a little iffy about adding Rotom because ever since Game Freak added the Rotom Phone (does anyone miss when it would talk to you in the Sun and Moon games? I do...) everyone and their grandma was given a Rotom. But I guess even if it's low hanging fruit; it's fruit nonetheless.

    •Cater has to train his Rotom and Furfrou with his UM. Split Card only works as a surprise tool or sneak attack when no one knows who the real Cater is, but his Pokémon can tell with ease and that gives away the trick.

   •Rotom is a trickster. Never go to get ice in Heartslabyul, because there's a 40% chance that Cater's rotom possessed the fridge and it WILL spit ice cubes at you.

•Furfrou is better behaved but god help you if it chips its nail polish.

The Grass type gym leader, Riddle Rosehearts, will have...: Steenee AND Roserade! (And an Espeon)

•You all saw this coming from a mile away, but I can see y'all in the back yelling at me for adding an espeon when he's a grass type gym leader so let me cook.

•Espeon isn't used for his gym, but they are his partner Pokémon. Riddle's mother gave him an Eevee that he grew up with so he could learn responsibility, and Riddle hoped for a Sylveon.

•Sylveons evolve when the Eevee is raised with high friendship and love, so to Riddle and his mom, that was a sign that he was going to be the best type of trainer.

•Espeons however? They evolve with high friendship and when it's daytime. Without love, they don't become Sylveons. Not to say he didn't raise the Eevee with love, but Riddle definitely enforced his mother's and the Queen of Hearts' rules onto his Eevee too, which affected their relationship.

•Eevee's evolution definitely put a strain on his relationship with his mother. Riddle's mom was FURIOUS that Riddle failed to properly raise his Eevee, and Riddle always blamed himself for not doing enough for Eevee, but he never once stopped to think that it was enforcing strict rules that kept their relationship from reaching its full potential.

•Riddle caught Roserade in the wild, which is a BIG deal since Roserades don't appear in the wild that often. Not only that, but it's the final evolution of Budew, so you know it was a hard battle.

•Steenee was caught as a Bounsweet in Riddle's freshman year after breaking into the hedgehog enclosure and eating the food laid out for them. Cater wanted to catch it, but unfortunately he was no match for Riddle on a rampage.

•No one wrongs the hedgehogs and gets away with it >:(.

•For the longest time, Riddle had a strained relationship with Steenee, even AFTER it evolved because of how he enforced the rules onto it. Steenee was a foodie and didn't like having its diet dictated based on the day of the week and time of day.

•Battles were the worse because Steenee never listened. Even Roserade listened to Riddle, but Steenee was having NONE OF IT.

•After the Heartslabyul chapter, Riddle makes peace with his Pokémon. Steenee is allowed to eat whatever it wants (within reason), and their relationship is strengthened.

•Roserade is the mascot of Heartslabyul, but Steenee is the most iconic.

•It slaps the shit out of Ace's hawlucha and Deuce's Primeape whenever they fight.