Me: CREWEL WHAT THE FUCK YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH HER?
Crewel: Why not?
Me: BECAUSE SHE'S SIXTEEN
Crewel, now pissed: Yeah well what's it to ya? Is is just a number.
Me: Yeah you know what else is just a number?
Crewel: What....?
Me: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE-
Okay but for real, what the fuck?
It has been confirmed Crewel is in his thirties, and a good majority of the twst cast is 18 at most (not counting Leona since he's a lazy ass who keeps getting held back-). Not to mention the student readers 99% of the time are FIRST YEARS. And the first years all all, what? Sixteen? Fifteen?
You know what a relationship between a thirty something year old man and a sixteen year old girl is considered?
P e d o p h i l i a
Idc if you thinks it's some sort of "hot forbidden romance between a man and a woman" it's not legal, and it's disgusting. Even at the age of 18 the reader is still incredibly young and easily manipulated, and would still be a student, just a few years older.
I hate the fact that whenever I see fanart of Crewel on Pinterest with someone's Oc or Yuu, THEY NEVER AGE THEM UP. MY EYES HAVE BEEN SCARRED BECAUSE I SEE IMAGES OF A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL GETTING FRISKY WITH A THIRTY YEAR OLD MAN-
The age gap and their roles making it hot doesn't make it LEGAL. Get your shit together people.
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The new and improved Twisted wonderland shitpost book!
FanfictionBehold! The new TWST shitpost book! For those who didn't know, I ended up having to abandon my old account, so I made this new one! Here I will post even more shitpost, and hopefully more oneshots.
