A/N: Manga spoilers for Chapter 67!
"Congratulations, Sumire-san!"
"Yes, congratulations!"
"I'm not Sumire!" Nene repeated, her fear rising.
At this rate, I'll . . . I . . . I'll end up marrying No. 6?!?!
Nene squirmed uncomfortably. In her head, she could see the scene play out:
"Nene-chan, I love you! I'll make you happy!"
Nope. Nene wasn't going to let that happen.
She dove out of the carriage-not-carriage and started running.
"Sumire-san!"
"This will not do, please bring her back!"
"A wedding only happens once in your life after all!" Nene shouted over her shoulder, still running. "I just think--"
She was suddenly cut off by a hand grabbing her shoulder. She stared in shock at the person before her.
He was taller than Nene and wore a skull mask and a long robe. Nene immediately recognized him.
"S-S-Shinigami-san?" Nene mumbled, terrified. Then she covered her face with her hands. "Please don't kill me!"
No. 6 just walked back towards the village, still tightly gripping Nene's shoulder. The girl was too terrified to pull away. Before she knew what was happening, Nene had been dragged into a town-hall-type place.
No walking down the aisle for her. Nene was promptly placed at the altar beside the School Mystery. Shinigami held the girl's hands tightly, not releasing her. Nene thought it was odd how small the Wonder's hands were, but it was quickly forgotten since a marriage officiant started reading from a leather-bound book.
Nene didn't pay attention to what he was saying; she was too busy looking around. In the seats around her and Shinigami were hundreds upon hundreds of villagers, all staring at her.
And Nene wasn't even wearing a proper wedding dress! Her yukata was pink, not the proper red she had hoped that she would wear on her wedding day.
That brought her attention to the groom. No. 6's posture suggested confidence, but the way he tapped his foot told Nene that he wanted to get this over with.
"Do you, Nene Yashiro, take this man as your husband?" Nene jumped. She hadn't been paying attention, but where had the time gone?
"I-I-I do," she said, terrified of what would happen if she said 'no'. The marriage officiant nodded, and Shinigami produced two bamboo rings from his pocket. Nene trembled as he slid one onto her finger.
"You may now kiss the bride." Shinigami held Nene's hands.
"HANAKO-KUN!!!" Nene screamed, attempting to pull away from the boy holding her down."HANAKO-KUN, HELP ME!!!"
But No. 6 pulled on her arms, bringing the terrified girl closer. He tilted up her chin and reached to remove his mask. Nene wouldn't stop shaking.
"Did you really think I would let some nobody take my assistant as a bride?" Nene stared at the amber eyes that had been hidden under the skull mask.
"H-Hanako-kun?!"
The ghost crashed his lips into Nene's, ignoring the shrieks around them. When he pulled away, Nene was bright red.
Haku-joudai flashed, and Hanako was wearing his usual school uniform again. He laughed at Nene's shocked face.
"Oh, come on-- did you really think I wouldn't save you?" He wrapped one arm around her waist and floated off the ground. Before Nene could say anything, she blinked, and they were back in Hanako's bathroom. Nene collapsed on the floor, breathing heavily. Hanako knelt next to her, wrapping his arms around his knees and smirking.
"W-what are you smiling a-at?" Nene asked. Hanako laughed.
"I'll just wait for your brain to kick in."
Nene thought over the last hour.
Then it hit her.
"Kyaaaaaaaaah!" She shrieked, stumbling back. Hanako laughed.
"Yeah, I think you got it."
Nene frantically pulled on the ring on her finger, but it wouldn't come off.
"W-What--"
"They're magically binding, so--" Hanako grinned and laced their fingers together. "--you're stuck with me."
Nene blushed harder. As much as she wanted to deny it, to find a way out, she couldn't.
She was now married to No. 7 of the Seven Wonders, Hanako-san of The Toilets.
A/N:
I didn't think the manga version of this was perfect, so I made my own.
(What am I saying, every chapter of TBHK is amazing and wonderful!!!)But yeah. Hanako and Nene are (accidentally) married.
Would you guys wanna see a second part? Like, what happens after they get back to the normal world (ignoring Nene's lifespan)?Also, I got my second vaccine today! :) Two more weeks and I'll be vaccinated.
Stay safe and healthy!
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