꧁ LIFE and DEATH ꧂

HUSBAND

A/N by @QueenOfNewfypoos: This is me saying yes, I do listen to Megan Trainer~ and her song inspired me.

Nene Yashiro was bored in class. Breaking News, it's not like that ever happened. She played with her pencil, braided a strand of her hair, doodled pictures of Teru Minamoto, and tapped her foot. The bell rang, and she ran out of the door to go to the garden. Aoi texted her.

~ Hey Nene, check out this song! <link to Dear Future Husband> ~

Sighing, Nene clicked the link.

The bell rang again, and Nene realized she'd been listening to the song on repeat, drinking in the lyrics.

Dear future husband

Here's a few things you need to know if

You wanna be my one and only

Allll my lifeeee

Nene quickly paused the song. She stopped, gathered her things, and headed to the study hall. She then got an idea. She wrote a list of all the things she wanted her future husband to have, then reviewed the list.

-Treats me like a princess

-Loves me and only me for me

-Compassionate

-Trusts me

-Is a good kisser

She might add to this list later, but it's a good start for now.

She turns on her heel, and almost bumps into Teru and his current date.

The girl is pretty and is obviously smitten with Teru. "What do you want?" He asked her. She giggled.

"Teru-kun, you know I--"

Teru stops her. "I'm sorry, but I want to start seeing another girl." Tears started leaking out of the girl's eyes.

"B-but, Teru-" Teru sighs.

"I need to stop you there, Asahi-sama I'm not enjoying this relationship, and you still haven't given me back that artifact." The girl slips it out from her pocket.

"You don't trust me?" She whispers. Yashiro wants to cry just looking at the poor girl. The girl heads to Homeroom, still mulling over what happened.

Yashiro trudges to the girl's bathrooms, opening up her phone, which is still blasting Megan Trainer. The ghost floats over to her, bobbing his head in time with the beat. She reached for the mop, and Hanako smiled at her and gently pushed it into her hand. Nene blinked.

Has he always been this nice and treated me this well?

Quickly pausing the music, Nene decided to test her theory, this time asking, "So, did you ever see any girl ghosts, or~" She cuts off when Hanako gives her a weird look.

"Um, no, Yashiro, you're the only girl I'm close with." Hanako grinned. "Well, I have to go to a meeting with No.5, but I'll be right back. I trust you to clean my bathroom."

Nene stared at the ghost, as if . . . well, she'd seen a ghost. She blushed, heat pouring into her.

That leaves one last box unchecked . . .

She stepped forwards, Her hands shaking slightly. Hanako raises an eyebrow, and she realizes how badly she wants him. In her mouth, just on the lips, she didn't care.

She wrapped her hand in his gakuran, giving one final, sure pull. Nene desperately pulled at Hanako's gakuran, pushing herself against the ghost. He grinned at her, fingers sliding down her waist. She moaned at his touch, and she could feel his satisfied smile against her mouth. He kissed her back, deepening it so much that her knees became weak. And that was before he brought in his tongue, He slid his tongue against her lips, asking for entrance, which she gave. He stole her breath with each lazy swipe of his tongue.

She arched her back slightly, moaning, into him. Her defenses weakened, and he pushed her against the wall, pushing into her where it most mattered. He broke off the kiss, feeling satisfied that her chest was rising and falling unevenly. While straightening themselves out, Nene accidentally hit 'Play' on her phone.

I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed (hey)

Open doors for me and you might get some kisses

Don't have a dirty mind

Just be a classy guy

Buy me a ring

Buy-buy me a ring, babe

Yashiro felt her face melt. It just had to play those lyrics, didn't it? Hanako, on the other hand, is rather enjoying the faces his assistant makes in embarrassment.

"How about we listen to the whole song--"

"No."  

A/N by @NeneYashiro23:

Another oneshot where I just edited. XD I mean, I helped a lot with Teru's lines. (Well, not 'helping', per se . . .)

Anyway, I have another question for y'all: What's your favorite TBHK character and why?

Mine is definitely Hanako. He's our pervy toilet child! :)

Stay safe and healthy!

~~ Author-chan(s) ~~