Once Bitten, Twice Shy

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(Y/n)'s POV

"Some villagers unearthed the remains of this Fangpyre a few miles away." Nya explains.

We're sitting in the bridge, while Nya is giving us a lesson about a Fangpyre skeleton. Though, no one is really paying attention.

"It predates the Golden Age, and must be hundreds of years old. Although the venom in the fangs of the Fangpyre genetically mutate human cells into reptilian." She explains, "I've learned there could be a way to stop the effects without having to create an antivenin. If one is able to wildly raise their heart rate, hypothetically, it could reverse the venom's effects."

"Nya looks like she's getting light headed."

'Well Jay is wearing perfume, and that's the one thing she's allergic to, so it makes sense.'

"Pfft! Why is he wearing perfume!?"

'I don't know...'

"Resulting in..." Nya sighs, "...diminished, uh--Excuse me, Is someone wearing perfume? I am severely allergic to perfume."

"Huh?! You told me it was men's cologne." Jay whispers to Kai.

"Eh, I get them mixed up." Kai replies.

Kai, Cole, and Zane start laughing at the prank they pulled on the lighting ninja.

"Hit them over the head."

'I was thinking the same thing.'

I go up to each of the three laughing ninja and hit them over the head.

"Alright class is over and you've learned you lesson." I tell them. "Now,  let's go stomp some Serpentine before they find any Fangblades."

"Sounds like a plan."

"I'm excited to join"

Yeah, let's go kick some butt."

I realize I only got three responses, so I look over my shoulder and see Jay walking up to Nya.

"Good grief."

'Hey, let the guy shoot his shot.'

"Whatever..."

(Timeskip)

We're back in the bridge looking for any Serpentine sightings. We've actually getting weird reports from Mega Monster Amusement Park.

"Whoa, where are you going, Mr. Fancy?" Cole asks.

I turn around and my eyes widen as I see Jay wearing....winter gear?

'You call that fancy?'

"He looks like he was having tea in the North Pole!"

'He's overdressed.'

"Didn't you hear? I'm taking Nya to a nice restaurant. A really nice restaurant." Jay says.

"You might wanna change your plans. The bridge just picked up evidence of Serpentine activity over at Mega Monster Amusement Park." Kai tells him.

We all look at the screen and see Pythor taking a picture with a family.

"Hey, that's Pythor." Jay points out.

"Who else has purple scales, pink eyes, a long neck, and a tail."

"Pythor would not be there for fun." Zane states, "We believe a Fangblade may be buried underneath the park."

Jay's brows furrow, "We can't let them get it!...Oh, but my date...." He sighs.

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