Ching Choa Joon

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Sera: UGHH I'M HUNGRY!!!

Blyke: So?

Arlo: Big Mistake Blyke.

Sera: SOMEONE GONNA DIE!!!

Emerson: sudo heimdall flash - RECOVERY

John: What?

Emerson: oop, wrong window. Confused chat for terminal.

Sera: I'M AM STILL HUNGRY!!!

Arlo: Get this woman some food John.

John: I can get Chinese Food.

Sera: I HATE CHINESE FOOD!!!!

Fiore: You never did before?

Isen: Think she's on her period?

John: Well Sera I do.

Sera has renamed John to Ching Choa Joon.

Ching Choa Joon: SERA!!!

Blyke: You asked for it.

Sera: Mother fucker I need food.

Arlo: *sip*

Ching Choa Joon: But what do you want?!

Sera: YOUR HEAD!!!

Emerson: Hoo boy.

Fiore: I can make a cake that is in the shape of John's head.

Sera: FUCK YOU AND CAKE YOU HALF-LESBIAN!!!

Ching Choa Joon: Do you want ramen?

Sera: NO ASIAN FOOD TOJO!!!!

Arlo: You just called John a Japanese Prime Minister?

Sera: HE WANTS ASIAN FOOD CAUSE HE HATS FORKS!!!!

Arlo: I like forks.

Isen: We all know that.

Emerson: John, you gonna be a VERY bad husband.

Ching Choa Joon: Why won't you?

Emerson: Because I know HOW to treat woman unlike you Mr. I have to much PTSD to give a shit about Sera.

Ching Choa Joon: Monster.

Emerson: Actually you are because you almost killed a whole school.

Arlo: NOOOOOO!!!!!!

Sera: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT PTSD!!!!! I WANT FOOD OR ELSE I WILL SPIT ON YOUR FACE!!!!!

Isen: Kinky.

Sera has renamed Isen to Sick Fuck.

Sick Fuck: Not again.

Emerson: I would hate to be spit on.

Ching Choa Joon: STFU Autism.

Arlo: Too bad you don't have mods today.

Sera: GIVE ME FOOD OR ELSE YOU ALL DIE!!!!!!!!!!

Fiore: I can bring some food over.

Sera: FUCK YOU HALF-LESBIAN!!!!

Sera has renamed Fiore to Half-Lesbian.

Half-Lesbian: You ain't getting shit by renaming people.

Sick Fuck: I have Popsicles.

Sera: I DONT WANT THEM BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY FUCK THEM!!!!!

Sick Fuck: That's Blyke.

Blyke: :(

Arlo: Miss Seraphina, calm down.

Sera: NO!

Ching Choa Joon: I have frozen pizza!

Sera: Finally!

Half-Lesbian: Well it's over.

Sick Fuck: Until you get YOUR period.

Emerson: Fuck.


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