THERES A LOT OF HORNY CRACK SHIT!!!
OK, so this is a chatfic based on my story unordinary: Hidden My original characters are here and this mostly follows the events of Hidden. Main ships are Jeraphina and Blemi though I may do a little Asslo x Toot...
Sera: John I told you to use the bathroom before all of us went shopping.
John: I did but that fucking BOBA!
Elaine: Bet he's masterbating to the nudes I sent him! 😜
Arlo: Actually I'm putting on makeup.
Blyke: GAAAAAY!
Arlo: STFU cucumber Blyke.
Blyke: Well who said not to fuck a cucumber.
Emerson: Morals.
Blyke: Hmph.
John: BITCH I NEED TO PEEEEEE!!!
Arlo: And Arlo needs his makeup time.
Elaine: Arlo why do you wear make up?
Remi: Yeah why?
Arlo: Because I'm blonde and I need to be gorgeous.
Sera: Well fuck John and Arlo and let's keep shopping! :D
Elaine: Yeah!
Isen: WHOO!
Blyke: Well we know who's a jerrygirl.
Fiore: What's a jerrygirl?
Blyke: I'm glad you asked tomboy. You see, its a boy who acts like a girl.
Emerson: AKA, Isen.
Isen: This dress makes me look pwetty.
Remi: Isen take that off!
Fiore: I cannot believe you are doing that in public!
Isen: What?! I'm Bi!
Sera: Blyke is gay, Emerson is intersex, Arlo is a drag Queen and Isen is Bi. Y'all should have been truthful during pride month.
Emerson: I don't count intersex as queer.
Arlo: I'm not a drag queen.
Blyke: I'm not gay.
Isen: I forgot.
Fiore: You forgot?!
Isen: Yeah, sowy. Now does this dress look hot on me or what?
Remi: Ask Blyke. He's gay.
Blyke: AM NOT! I JUST FUCKED A CUCUMBER, THATS ALL!!!
John: ARLO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE BATHROOM!! I NEED TO PEE SO DAMN BAD!!!
Arlo: Not now, its now my pretty time.
John: ARRRRRLLLLLOOOOOOO!!!!!!
John: MY PANTS WILL BE SOAKED IN 5 SECONDS!!
Arlo: So? Buy new pants.
John: I HAVE TO GO PEE PEE! I NEED TEEPEE FOR ME BUNGHOLE!!!
Sera: I know what will make you feel better John.🤤
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John: AHH I CANT HOLD IT IN ANYMORE!!!
Remi: Piss on the floor.
John: REMI GET ME SOME FEMALE CLOTHES, SERA GET ME DOME PERFUME AND EMERSON PLEASE LET ME BORROW YOUR MAGNET EARRINGS!!!!
Emerson: Why?
John: IM GONNA PEE AT THE LADIES ROOM!!
Fiore: You do not look one inch feminine.
Sera: Yeah Mr. 12 pack.
John: ARLO I HAVE TO GO PEE PEE!!!
Arlo: Quiet John. I need my beauty time.
Fiore: What kind if store only has one bathroom?
John: HELL!!
Sera: Arlo get your ass out.
Arlo: No.
Elaine: Arlo please hurry up.
Arlo: No.
Emerson: ARLO IF YOU DON'T GET OUT I WILL PERSONALLY SLASH YOUR FACE OFF!
Arlo: No.
John: God please forgive me for peeing in the floor.
Sera: JOHN NOO!
John: HALLELUJAH!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Emerson: JOHN JUST PEED ON THE FLOOR!!
John: My pants are soaking wet.
Elaine: OH NO A MANAGER IS GOING AFTER JOHN!!
John: I shall run away.
Sera: John, stop waddling away like a penguin.
John: But my pants are wet.
Sera: Who's fault is that?
John: Arlo's.
Elaine: The manager is giving John a taking too.
John: I PEE IN HIS FACE MAHAHAHAHA!!!
Remi: John. Ew.
Blyke: 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Remi: BLYKE YOU JUST THREW UP ON THE FLOOR!!!
Blyke: Shit sorry!
Sera: John owed everywhere, Isen is putting on dresses, Blyke threw up and Arlo is hogging the bathroom. Is there any man who thinks before they do it?!
Emerson: Me.
Sera: Quiet.
John: WELCOME TO URINE WORLD MR. MANAGER!!
Elaine: The cops are here for John. Look what you did Arlo.
Arlo: I need my blonde time. Shut up before I deport you Elaine.
John: I PISSED ON EACH AND EVERY, EACH AND EVERY, EACH AND EVERY COP!!!
John: TASTE MY HOLY WATER BITCHES!!! I HAD TO PEE FOR HOURS!!!
Sera: John you are embarrassing me!
John: So? Its Arlo's fault.
Arlo: Ahem.
John: Sera your always horny right?
Sera: Yeah? Your point?
John: Want me to PEE on your face?
Blyke: 🤮
Remi: STOP PUKING ON MY CLOTHES!!!
Blyke: I can't help it! Its John's fault.
Sera: I'm am not letting my pretty face get peed on!
John: But you would prefer to have my cum on it right?
Emerson: JOHN SHUT UP ABOUT PEE!!
John: OK fine!
Arlo: Done!
Elaine: Holy crap, Arlo looks hot.
John: REVENGE ARLO!!!
Arlo: OH GOD HE PEED ON ME!!
Blyke: 🤮
Remi: EEWW!! STOP PUKING!!
Emerson: Come one Fiore. Let's go home. We had enough shit.
