Fiore: So how was your day?
Remi: Great!
Arlo: Booooooring.
John: I'm crying myself to sleep.
Blyke: Um why?
Sera: He's being dramatic.
John: I hate you Sera. I lost my manhood because of you.
Sera: He's mad because I drained his balls again.
Emerson: That's impossible. They constantly create sperm.
Sera: That's what I tried to tell him!
John: *crys himself to sleep"
Arlo: You shouldn't be crying for something like this tho.
John: b-but....
Sera: He decided to amputate his nutsack off.
Blyke: BLEEECCHHHH!!!
Remi: Ew! Don't throw up in my lap!
Blyke: Sorry.
Emerson: John, you did not have to do that.
John: But, they were too exhausted...
Isen: I watch porn for most of my day and I don't amputate my nutsack.
Fiore: I wOnDeR wHy IsEn HaS nO gIrLfRiEnD.
John: The worst part was.... Sera ate them.
Everyone:
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Fiore: YOU WHAT?!
Sera: What?
Arlo: No.
Emerson: She ate em. Wow.
Sera: No I didn't..
John: You ate em in front of my eyes....
Sera: So?
Blyke: I'm going to puke again.
Isen: Seraphina, ate amputated balls. That deserves a-
Isen: Kinky.
Arlo: For once it is needed.
Sera: Well now I can't have kids.
Isen: Just cheat on him.
Emerson: Will you shut up.
Sera: Why would I?
Arlo: Cause he ain't a man anymore.
John: 😭
Blyke: 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Remi: AGAIN!!
John: I HAVE NO BAAAAAALLLLLSSS, WHY MEEEEEEE?!?
Sera: First off, you didn't cut you balls off. That was something else and I was eating paired cherry shaped gummies.
John: Stop faking it, I saw the blood.
Arlo: She fucking ate them!
Blyke: I can't stop throwing up.
Remi'm: I hate this sexual chat now.
John: My balls are gone and my life is gone.
Sera: Get that country guitar out of your hands.
John: I'm a country singa now.
Isen: Nigga.
Emerson: ISEN NO!!
John: I said singa as a cheap version of singer.
Isen: And I said nigga.
Remi: Isen, you are a horrible person.
Isen: I'm also homophobic.
Arlo: Yeah no I don't believe that.
Fiore: You are a damn Jarlo shipper. Stop lying.
Isen: I like lies.
John: I MISS MY BALLLLLLLLLLSS!!!
Sera: Oh my god John just made a country album.
John: Its on Spotify! Look!
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Arlo: I gave it a listen and 90% of the songs are about how he lost his balls.
John: My balls, My Balls, there were my pride and jooooy! Until, the hoooe stole them from meee.
Arlo: You're singing the worst song in the album.
Sera: I still ate them.
Blyke: 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Remi: EW AGAIN!!!
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unOrdinary: Hidden - Chatfic ∆
General FictionTHERES A LOT OF HORNY CRACK SHIT!!! OK, so this is a chatfic based on my story unordinary: Hidden My original characters are here and this mostly follows the events of Hidden. Main ships are Jeraphina and Blemi though I may do a little Asslo x Toot...
