Gangsta Joon

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Sera: Who's the smartest?

Arlo: You.

Blyke: You.

Elaine: You.

Remi: You.

Isen: You.

John: Me!

Sera:

Sera: You are half wrong.

Blyke: Hey how come you two didn't answer.

Emerson: I don't like her being smarter than me. Maybe she's not.

Fiore: You know C+ students are successful and A+ students are bill and debt lovers.

Isen: And that's a fact!

Sera:

Sera: That's a way to hurt my self esteem.

John: Hey look my old papers! I got a great gread on this!

John: Hey look my old papers! I got a great gread on this!

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Arlo: Wait you keep your old homework?

John: In case I murder someone and they want my homework for a documentary.

Sera: You got an A-, a horrible grade.

Blyke: Everything below 98 and A+ is horrible apparently.

John: HEYYY. I killed something!

Arlo: WHAT?!?!

Sera: A cockroach.

John: Hey! Don't give out my kills!

Remi: John. A cockroach.

Isen: You said cock.

Arlo: I have a noose right here, just for Isen. Who wants to watch!?

Emerson: All of us.

John: Well I killed something.

Sera: But that's not a human life.

Elaine: ROACH'S LIVES MATTER!!

Fiore: Not again.

Arlo: But it's not election time.

Fiore: Oh, right.

John: Sera you just jealous that I got a A-.

Sera: Jealous?! I got A+'s all the time!

Elaine: ROACH'S LIVES MATTER!!

Arlo: Quiet Elaine.

Elaine: Hmph.

John: Hey Seeeeeeeeera.

Sera: What?

John: I have a hard salami. Just for you.

Blyke: Plz do it off chat this time.

Sera: Huh? Reeeeeally?

John: Yeah, I just got it from Kroger.

Arlo: You idiot.

Fiore: Not gonna lie, had us in the first half.

John: Wanna sandwich?

Sera: No.

John: Too bad. You'll never taste my special sauce.

Sera: 🤤

John: Oh now you want to try.

Sera: Maybe..😘

Blyke: Plz off chat!

Sera: Y'all gonna hear every last word.

Blyke: NOOO!!

John: My special sauce is keptchup and mustard mixed together.

Emerson: You evil bastard!!!

Sera: John. I hate you.

John: So no sandwich?

Sera: NO!

John: Aw.

John: Arlo? Want sandwich?

Sera: CHEATER!

Arlo: No.

John: Aw.

John: Blyke? Sandwich.

Blyke same answer. Nope.

John: Aw.

John: Isen? Sandwich?

Isen: No thanks.

John: Aw?

John: Remi? Sandwich?

Remi: No.

John: Aw.

John: Elaine? Sandwich?

Elaine: No thank you! I had dinner!

John: Aw.

John: Fiore? Sandwich?

Fiore: No thanks.

John: Aw.

John: Emerson? Sandwich?

Emerson: STOP WITH TGE DAMN SANDWICHES!!!

John: Aw.

John: John? Sandwich?

John: No I just ate.

John: Aw.

Arlo: John acts three.

Remi: As usual.

John: Toilet? Sandwich?

John: Aw.

Sera: STOP NOW!!!

John: Yes officer.

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