I AM A ROOBOOT

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John: I wanna be different today.

Sera: Like LGTBQ different?

Arlo: In that case he can go hang out with Lesbian Remi.

Blyke: I think you mean Fiore?

Arlo: N O P E.

Remi: WHAT?!

Blyke:

Arlo: I snoop on her Instagram. With Isen's help of course.

John: Isen, Isen, Isen.

Isen: :D

Remi: Guys I'm not gay. That's Blyke.

Blyke: I WILL FOREVER LOVE THAT CUCUMBER!!

Arlo: Then what was that photo of you kissing Meili doing on Instagram, ALSO I saw your profile pic as the gay flag.

Sera: Its a LGBTQ flag.

Arlo: I prefer to call it the gay flag.

Elaine: A S S L O.

John: Anyways. Enough about gay Remi. I feel different today. I want to be....

Sera: Fucked?

Sera: Raped?

Sera: Hit on the head?

John: I have a bad feeling that all of that is gonna happen to me today.

Emerson: It probably will.

John: Uh oh.

John: I GOTTA RUUUUUN!!!

Sera: Damn it John! Why can't I have a real man?!

John: Because....

Arlo: Your a slut.

Blyke: Your a slut.

Fiore: Your a slut.

Isen: Your a slut.

Remi: Your a slut.

Emerson: Your a slut.

Elaine: Your a slut.

John: Thanks guys!

Sera: 😓

John: Also you sucked my ballsack dry and even ate it once. My testosterone won't come back until next month. You know since I grew it back.

Arlo: He's got a point.

Sera: Damn it! Who will I fuck now?!

Remi: Me!

Remi: EEP! WHAT DID I SAY?!

Emerson: Remi is lesbian confirmed.

Remi: NO, NO, NO!

John: Why can't I ever finish my sentence?

Arlo: Please carry on.

John: Anyways, I feel like being a ROBOT!

Sera: A sex one?

John: No, one that gives Arlo spankings.

Isen: Kinky.

John: With a boiling hot metal pole.

Arlo: OH HELL NO!! BARRIER ACTIVATE!!

Isen: Kinky.

John: So basically one that tortures Arlo.

Arlo: I'M SORRY JOHN! PLEASE!

John: I already forgave you. I just want to do it for fUn.

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