Elaine: I'm bored.
Remi: Honey we all are.
John: Hey. Em' and Fiore look like twins.
Arlo: Again with John and his random comments.
Sera: They do right?!
Emerson: That's because we are part of project Alpha.
John: OR ARE YOU SIBLINGS?!
Isen: Sweeet hooooooome alabamaaaaaa!
Sera: Oh god. Imagine if they were siblings!
Emerson: Says the person who swallowed someone's balls.
Blyke: I threw up that day.
Remi: ON MY LAP!!
John: Don't worry guys I'm doing a DNA test!
Fiore: WHERE DID YOU GET OUR DNA?!
John: Simple. From Craigslist.
Blyke: Bwahahaha!
John: I'm serious.
Blyke:
Blyke: Damn.
Remi: H O W.
Isen: I'm a Semi shipper.
Arlo: We all know that.
Sera: Wait. Isen prefers John be gay and I be les?
Isen: Exactly.
Fiore: Who's lesbian now? 😏
Sera: Shut up town boy.
Arlo: Blyke and John look like siblings.
John: YOU TWO ARE SIBLINGS!!
Emerson: Wait? What?
John: Oops. Meant related, not SIBLINGS.
Remi: Sweet home Alabama.
Fiore: I feel dirty now.
Emerson: Yep.
John: O wait I sent them my sperm samples.
Blyke: YOU HAVE SPERM SAMPLES?!
John: Yeah, for Sera to drink when she's horny.
Blyke: OMG EWWWW!!!!!
Arlo: Seraphina Half rapes John, eats his amputated balls, hits him with a brass pot several times AND eats his sperm daily.
Arlo: That's what I call a horny bitch.
John: OR HELL!!
Sera: Hey.
Isen: I'm on Instagram looking at fanart of Transgender Remi and Les. Sera as a couple.
Blyke: WAIT?! ACCCCKK!!
Remi: HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GONNA PUKE ON MA LAP?!?!
Sera: So is Remi a transgender Female?
Isen: Yes.
Blyke: REMI HAS A DICK!! REMI HAS A DICK!!
Remi: Blyke that's fanart. Of course I'm NOT transgender.
Blyke: Good because I am on full ass protect mode.
Sera: And I'm lesbian.
Isen: Yes.
John: I could totally see Sera as a lesbian.
Emerson: John that's your girlfriend.
John: So?
Sera: John would you like me to half rape Remi, hit her with brass pots, eat her vaginal lube and swallow her period?
John: Yes. I beg you to leave me!
Blyke: HOLP!!🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Remi: EWWW AGAIN!!!
Arlo: Seraphina is willing to be queer. Wow.
Fiore: Queer is queen with an R.
Sera: I'm straight! So I'm staying with John!😘
John: You evil heartless bitch, I hate you.
Fiore: So Em' and I NOT related?
John: To be continued....
Isen: GUYS!! TACO BELL SELLS PB&J!!
Blyke: Isen you stole some employees lunch. I saw you.
Isen: Oh. Sowy.
John: Nope not yet.
Emerson: YET?!
John: Sera please put that pot away.
Sera: Yet I'm not even horny.
Arlo: Your gonna hit him with a pot?! Your not even horny!
Sera: I know.
John: NOOOOO!!!!
Blyke: Imagine John getting half raped when he's 80.
Sera: I do have wedding plans.
John: Lort help me.
Sera: Well. John's out.
John: No I'm not! OW! SERA!
Sera: Shit, 3rd times the charm.
John: SERA STOP! OW!
Isen: I still support transgender Remi and Gay Seraphina.
Sera:
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Sera: Remi is not transgender an I'm not gay.
Isen: Aw.
Arlo: You sick fuck.
Blyke: No.
John: No.
Remi: Wait.
Blyke: John and I are 69th cousins.
Remi: WHY DO YOU LOVE THROWING UP ON ME?!?!
Blyke: I dunno.
Isen: 69?
Emerson: Very interesting.
Author Edit: WTF?! LESBIAN REMI IS CANNON?! BLEMI IS OFFICIALLY OVER!! OH DAMN I JUST FOUND OUT!!
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unOrdinary: Hidden - Chatfic ∆
General FictionTHERES A LOT OF HORNY CRACK SHIT!!! OK, so this is a chatfic based on my story unordinary: Hidden My original characters are here and this mostly follows the events of Hidden. Main ships are Jeraphina and Blemi though I may do a little Asslo x Toot...
