( 4th of July Special )

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Arlo: Ahem, I believe it is 4th of July.

John: Shut up.

Remi: You don't like holidays?

Sera: He absolutely hates them.

Fiore: Can't say the same for Em.

Blyke: Why?

Fiore: He loves them, the planning part.

Isen: Fucking Virgo.

Emerson: You just insulted three people.

Arlo: It is 4th of July, we MUST celebrate.

Isen: I'll fry rats in burger buns!

Blyke: OK we are never celebrating with Isen.

Elaine: Arlo the toilet is backed up again.

Arlo: AGAIN?!

Elaine: Yeah, a would be assassination tried to shoot you but hit the pipe instead.

Sera: Joon are you gonna make your signature food again?

John: No, I'm tired. I sleep for entire day.

Sera: John, we have to par-TAY.

John: So?

John: I'm sleeping and that's final.

Sera has renamed John to Sleepy Joon.

Sleepy Joon: Fuck you Sera.

Arlo: At least its not Sleepy Joe.

Sera has reversed the nickname.

Sera: No nicknames today.

Remi: Yay!

Emerson: Noooo....

Fiore: I'll decorate the house.

Emerson: I'll get started on food.

Blyke: Such a good team.

Isen: Fucking Virgos.

Remi: OMG ISEN GOT HIT BY A BLUE BLADE!!!

Emerson: That would be me.

John: YAY ISENS DEAD!!!!!

John: WHOOOO!!!!!

Sera: John stop being negative.

Arlo: I'm hosting a huge White House dinner for 4th o' July.

Blyke: Remi and I are going out for shrimp.

Elaine: Hey Arlo, what if you wore a uncle Sam outfit?

Arlo: Best. Idea. Ever.

John: Worst. Idea. Ever.

Sera: John let's go to the beach and watch fireworks, that would be so romantic.

John: I'm sleeping.

Sera: You are literally awake, eating ramen.

John: DA fuck you doing in my room?

Sera: John, we are a couple.

Fiore: Those burgers smell good.

Emerson: That means I didn't burn them. Good.

Fiore: But you barely burn stuff.

Emerson: I don't trust meat, I have this hidden fear that it will poison me.

John: Lol.

Sera: STOP EATING RAMEN AND WATCH FIREWORKS WITH ME!!!

John: Nah. I'd prefer not to.

Sera: YOU ARE COMING WITH ME!!!

Isen: Kinky.

John: Since when were u awake.

Isen: Last second.

Elaine: Oh the table looks cool!

Emerson: BURGERS DONE!! HETDEEEEGS NEEEXXXTTT!!!

Fiore: I'm done too!

Isen: Fucking Virgos.

Emerson:

Fiore

Sera:

Emerson: I'm going to kill you whenever you like it or not.

Fiore: SHOVE A PEN IN HIS ASS!!

Emerson: Great idea!

Isen: Already have done that.

Blyke: That's worse than a cucumber.

Sera: JOHN LETS GOOO!!!

John: Beett I don't wike amewica.

Blyke: COMMUNIST!

John: No I am just negative.

Sera: John, I will show you my ass if you go.

John: Nah.

Sera:

Sera: No PlayStation for two weeks if you don't go.

John: Yes ma'am.

Arlo: John....

Arlo: Why does she decide what privileges you have?

Remi: Mm I love this shrimp.

Blyke: You better, it cost 300$

Remi: WHAT!?

Blyke: Don't worry I stole it from Isen's piggy bank.

Isen: HEY!

Blyke: You were going to buy crack anyway.

John: AHH THE FIREWORKS GIVE ME PTSD!!!!

Arlo: You are not a war veteran.

John: Oh yeeeaaah.

John: oops, bad excuse.

Fiore: These are good!

Emerson: Thank you! You did a good job decorating!

Isen: Fucking Virgos.

Emerson: We will now witness the beheading of Isen the Rat for his crimes against the King and the Queen.

Isen: NOOOOO!!!!



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