John: ######
Blyke: What?
Sera: He's using his old laptop again.
Arlo: I just bought him a brand new MacBook Pro!!!!
Sera: He says it's too simple for him.
Emerson: Install Ubuntu, that is advanced.
Sera: How?
Remi: Who wants cupcakes?
Arlo: Are they covered in blood?
Remi: No.
Arlo: Then no.
John: FINE I USE MACBOOK.
Arlo: Finally.
John: Too simple.
Emerson: 1. Go to ubuntu.com/download. Select Ubuntu M1 version. Download it and install it.
John: Wha?
Emerson: See? Too hard for u, use mac you idiot.
John: Hmph.
Isen: QUIZ TIME!!!!
Sera: Yes!
John: No!
Blyke: Meh.
Emerson: Could do worse.
Fiore: Hell no.
Remi: This will not be fun.
Arlo: *sip*
Isen: OK, who has a Microsoft?
Sera: What?
Blyke: uh, I have Windows 7.
Emerson: Why? It dropped support last year.
Isen: No, I'm talking about who has a Microsoft.
John: Why the fuck would you want to know that?
Remi: So much of this chat revolves around sex.
Isen: So who's got one?
Sera: Well I know for a fact that John doesn't have one.
Blyke: Of course.
Arlo: Well I don't have one. Besides I need to keep my first lady after all.
Blyke: Well, it's not Microsoft I know that.
Isen: Tell.
Fiore: Couldn't tell you.
Emerson: Fiore stop it.
Isen: Tell.
Emerson: No you sick fuck.
Isen: Why, you have a Microsoft.
Emerson: A Microsoft is when you have a tiny penis that doesn't get hard when you are a adult.
Emerson: I'm 15.
Isen: So you have a Microsoft?
Emerson: It's not soft.
Fiore: YESSSS!
Emerson: I must die.
John: Isen why do you why must you know all this inappropriate shit?!
Isen: I dunno, I think eating pen ink did it to me.
Remi: YOU EAT PEN INK?!?!
Blyke: Oh.
Blyke: My.
Blyke: God.
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unOrdinary: Hidden - Chatfic ∆
General FictionTHERES A LOT OF HORNY CRACK SHIT!!! OK, so this is a chatfic based on my story unordinary: Hidden My original characters are here and this mostly follows the events of Hidden. Main ships are Jeraphina and Blemi though I may do a little Asslo x Toot...
