John: Hey guys I know how to make Sera stop raping me!
Arlo: She's not raping you, your just a cry baby.
Fiore: How does your girlfriend 'rape' you?
Sera: No wait, I wanna hear.
John: Guess.
Sera: Stop pissing me off and when I'm horny, actually do something?
John: Even better! Give you a balloon every time you try to assault me!
Emerson: Joon, the only reason it is assault us because you are an idiot. Like you are so wimpy that she can easily take you down.
John: That hurt.
Sera: Really? Balloons?
John: Yes.
Isen: I saw John once tie himself to a thousand balloons. Didn't work out so well.
Blyke: Oh yeah he got stuck on a telephone pole.
John: And I want to do that-
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Remi: That meme is not funny anymore.
Sera: John I do not want balloons.
Arlo: Expensive too.
John: But what else do I do?
Arlo: Fuck her.
Isen: Fuck her.
Fiore: Fuck her.
Blyke: Fuck Her.
Remi: Fuck her.
Emerson: Fuck her.
Elaine: Fuck her.
Fiore: Fuck her.
Sera: Fuck me.
John: FUCK YOU ALL!!!
Arlo: This is the problem we run into everyday.
Fiore: Its stupid at this point.
Isen: Want me to share photos of Seraphina porn I have on my phone to turn you on?
Sera: YOU HAVE THAT!?
Emerson: Remember, it exists.
Sera: Oh yeah.
John: No I don't want that!
Sera: You don't wuv me.
Remi: This is sooooo awkward.
Blyke: Who went first? The egg of the chicken?
Isen: Well uh, first the chicken because it had to orgasim and create a baby by having hardcore sex.
Blyke: I regret asking you.
Sera: John why do you hate me so much?
John: WHY DO YOU?!
Arlo: You sent him to the hospital several times.
Sera: Shut up asslo.
Remi: Remember when you slept with Evie?
John: Ahem, that was my clone. I was a virgin until Sera.
Emerson: 18 damn years old.
Blyke: Well what do we do?
Sera: Half rape John again.
John: NOOOOOO!!!!
Remi: That fact that he's scared of sex means he has no balls.
Blyke: That's harsh coming from you.
John: But Sera drains them to death.....
John: Feel sorry for ma balls.
Arlo: No body does.
John:
John: Feel sorry.
John: For.
John: Ma balls.
Fiore: No.
John: Want me to rephrase that?
Sera: Joon shut up.
John: Blah, blah, blah. Sera propaganda.
Elaine: THATS NOT PROPOGANDA YOU IDIOT!
John: Blah, Blah, blah. Elaine Propaganda.
Blyke: All hope is lost for Joon.
Sera: THATS IT! IM GOING TO SPANK YOU!!
John: Wait what?
Isen: Kinky.
Sera: WITH THIS BRASS POT!
John: NOOOO!!!!
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unOrdinary: Hidden - Chatfic ∆
General FictionTHERES A LOT OF HORNY CRACK SHIT!!! OK, so this is a chatfic based on my story unordinary: Hidden My original characters are here and this mostly follows the events of Hidden. Main ships are Jeraphina and Blemi though I may do a little Asslo x Toot...
