Blyke: Guys I bought Sonic Adventure DX from eBay!
John: Why you buy old games?
Emerson: I still play old games. There are still good.
John: Get a switch you poor moldy red marker and stop playing on your GameCube.
Blyke: But I have a switch. I just want to play an old game.
Sera: Good to play games when you are depressed. I beat John's ass all the time.
John: I HATE YOU SERA!!
Sera: Your welcome.
Fiore: Video games also make you hate your partner.
Blyke: IM GOING TO OPEN IT!!
Isen: I bought a a dildo off eBay too. It was marked as heavily used.
Arlo: THAT IS DISGUSTING!!!
John: Why used.
Isen: It was 15 cents cheaper than a new one. Good to save money.
Fiore: Its not worth getting herpes over 15 cents.
Isen: I still have iPhone 1, so yes it is. I'm saving up for iPhone 4.
Emerson: A Galaxy J5 is like 20$ and its a Samsung. Get that.
Isen: EWWW ANDROID, POOOR!!
Emerson: Beggars can't be fucking choosers.
Arlo: Also Isen, you are poor.
Blyke: Guys, there's a problem.
Sera: What?
Blyke: Its for the switch for some reason and it has a weird knockoff cover.
John: WEEE WOOO WEEEE WOOOO.
Blyke: Look.
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Emerson: What....the flying.....fuck.....is......that.
Blyke: First off, it has knuckles. Second off, WHY US IT CALLED RACISM ADVENTURE DELUXE?!
John: Comic Sans Deluxe font.
Fiore: Maybe its just the cover to hide the real copy.
Blyke: I plug in game system.
Blyke: GUYS THE TITLE SCREEN TOO!!!!
Arlo: Who DA fuck coded this.
Sera: Arnt you a government official? Isn't pirating illegal?
Arlo: I uh accidentally reversed that. I thought it said pike roast.
John: You coffee adict.
Blyke: The whole game is just knuckles beating up blacks and Mexicans.
John: I wAnT tHaT!!
Arlo: Joon's racist.
Arlo has renamed John to Racist Joon.
Racist Joon: But I'm not racist. It sounds like a sequel to grand theft auto.
Emerson: This is Sera; I dOnT kNoW wHy JoHn'S vIoLeNt.
Racist Joon: Can you give me eBay link plz?
Blyke: Sorry, there was only one copy.
Blyke: I'll give it to you for 1,000$ though.
Racist Joon: Deal.
Sera: THATS A LOT OF MONEY JOHN!!!!
Racist Joon: STFU u are rich.
Blyke: Sent, its same day delivery.
Racist Joon: GIT IT!! GINNA PLAY IT!!!!!!!
Sera: All I hear is gangsta and Spanish talk.
Racist Joon: WOOOO!!!!! BEST GAME EVER!!!!
Emerson: He thinks a ROM hack is the best game ever.
Arlo: I am polishing my fork collection.
Sera: Arlo.
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unOrdinary: Hidden - Chatfic ∆
General FictionTHERES A LOT OF HORNY CRACK SHIT!!! OK, so this is a chatfic based on my story unordinary: Hidden My original characters are here and this mostly follows the events of Hidden. Main ships are Jeraphina and Blemi though I may do a little Asslo x Toot...
