Blyke: I'm bored.
John: Do something with your life.
Blyke: Like what?
Remi: Learn american history!
Blyke:
Blyke: I don't wanna learn.
Emerson: Your hopeless.
Arlo: Right now, I am hosting a ceremony for all the previous presidents.
John: Why?!
Arlo: Dunno, just felt like it.
Isen: Guys, me neck hurts.
John: Good.
Remi: WHY?!
Fiore: We tried to behead Isen, with a nutcracker.
Emerson: Didn't work out.
Isen: What have I ever done?
Emerson: Insult people.
Elaine: Arrrrlllooo, I made us lemonade.
Arlo: We all know that's just your urine.
Isen: Kinky.
Arlo: I know it us because I accidentally drank it.
Elaine: its not pee >:( !
Arlo: I did a chemical test and it is.
John: WE MUST BURN AMERICA!!!!
Sera: Note to self, breakup with John cause he'll cause 911 again.
John: I hAvE mEnTaL iSsUeS.
Blyke: I'm frying hot dogs.
Isen: Can I have one?
Blyke: Sure! I used motor oil instead of olive oil this time!
Emerson: We now know why Blyke is stupid now.
Sera: John, we should go have a picnic. Its nice out!
John: Nah. Too happy.
Sera: Joon. 🙄
John: wE sHoUlD sTaRt A rIoT.
Arlo: I have a sniper rifle right here, ready to fire at Osama Bin Joon.
Sera: Well can we at least be a normal couple for one day, everyone else is normal.
Emerson: No one is normal.
1. Arlaine has deadly drinks from Elaine and Arlo being a ass.
2. Blemi has Blyke frying weird shit and Remi being 9.
3. Jeraphina has John being depressed and Seraphina being horny and hungry at random times.
4. We have fights over random things and sometimes forget to show love.
So no, no one is normal.
Blyke: DONE!
Isen: Mm tastes good. May I suggest we fry rats next?
Blyke: Sure!
Sera: Well John can we PLEASE be a happy couple.
John: Why be happy when there's darkness all around you? 😭
Arlo: You do this to yourself, you know.
Emerson: YOU ARNT THE ONE FIGHTING SHADOW AND BEIMG INVOLVED IN UNIVERSE TIME SHIT!!! And I'm not like you.
Sera: I have bought him thousands of dollars of counseling.
John: Yet I don't listen to them. 🙃
Isen: Mm fried rats are the best.
Remi: Would you like to fry " I'm leaving you " ?
Blyke: Sure!
Sera: He is a dumbass.
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unOrdinary: Hidden - Chatfic ∆
General FictionTHERES A LOT OF HORNY CRACK SHIT!!! OK, so this is a chatfic based on my story unordinary: Hidden My original characters are here and this mostly follows the events of Hidden. Main ships are Jeraphina and Blemi though I may do a little Asslo x Toot...
