Arlo: Today I'm going to give a speech.
John: That no one will go listen to.
Arlo: I'll have you know that I won the popular vote!
John: You only got that because you were the best alternative to Kennedy.
Sera: John, Kennedy's dead. Has been for pretty much 60 years.
John:
John: No wonder I got a 20 in history.
Emerson: Guys go to bed! Its 2 AM in the morning!!
John: No mom.
Remi: Blyke can you make some Mac and cheese for me?
Blyke: I'm asleep Remi.
Remi: No you are not. I just saw you eating cereal and reading comics under your blanket.
Blyke: DAMN IT!!
Sera: John send me a photo of your beautiful face ;).
John: Sure!
John: Uh how do I get the camera to work?
Arlo: W H A T?
Isen: Its 2021 and you don't know how to use a phone's camera?
John: Do I flip it?
Fiore: Why does he even have a phone if he doesn't know how to use it?
Sera: John I just want a picture of your face!
John: IM TRYING IM TRYING!!
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John: AHHH THE FLASH WAS BRIGHT!!!
Arlo: You don't take a selfie with the phone backwards you idiot.
John: OOOOOOH MY EYES!!!
Sera: Thanks John. That's really aTtRaCtIvE.
John: OOOOOWWW!!!
Elaine: Maybe John would prefer a flip phone?
John: MAYBE JOHN WOULD PREFER SOME NEW EYES?!
Sera has renamed John to Blind Joon.
Blind Joon: I can barely see Sera. What did you name me?
Sera: heheheheh.
Fiore: Damn why is there beyblades here?
Isen: A 15 year old has beyblades still?
Emerson: Fuck you and also that STAYS under the bed unless I want to stare at Spinny shit.
Isen: 🎵Emerson has autism 🎶
Emerson: So what? I like spinning shit.
Blind Joon: MY EYES HATE MEEEEEE!!!
Arlo: How does his eyes still hurt?
Sera: His eyes shouldn't hurt.
Blind Joon: OHHH!!!!
Arlo: So I have some salad.in my fridge.
Blind Joon: SERA PLEASE KILL MEEEEEE!!!
Sera: Nah, gonna do worse. Half rape time!
Blind Joon: What?
Isen: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Arlo: You sick fuck.
Blind Joon: AHHH GET OFF ME SERA!!
Sera: Oh yeeah.
Fiore: Em' can we please get off this cursed chat for once?
Emerson: Why? I'm posting this to YouTube.
Blind Joon: YOUTUBE?! WHY?!
Emerson: I dunno, JOON.
Elaine: Arlo I made some brownies.
Arlo: Elaine you shoud be ashamed of yourself. Don't feed the president piles of dirt.
Fiore: Hey that's rude Arlo!
Arlo: But I'm serious. She feeds me actual dirt.
Remi: Some first lady you are.
Blind Joon: MY EYES AND MY PENIS!!!
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unOrdinary: Hidden - Chatfic ∆
General FictionTHERES A LOT OF HORNY CRACK SHIT!!! OK, so this is a chatfic based on my story unordinary: Hidden My original characters are here and this mostly follows the events of Hidden. Main ships are Jeraphina and Blemi though I may do a little Asslo x Toot...
