John: Guys could you recommend a good game to play? Anything that's like 40$ and is on my Xbox One.
Blyke: Call Of Duty Cold War?
Sera: JOOOOOOOOOHHHHNNN!!!!
John: Ugh, what? Also that's 60$ Blyke.
Arlo: Maybe go get some used games at GameStop?
Sera: I'M HORNY!
John: So?
Remi: He hasn't learned his lesson sadly.
Sera: SO?!
John: Yeah so?
Sera: JOHN! I'M AM SO HORNY I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
John: And I want to play Xbox.
Sera: I am your girlfriend. You have to fuck me.
John: No I don't.
Emerson: He's right.
Sera: SHUT UP ALPHA DICK!!
Emerson: That doesn't sound too bad. Also if you want me to shut up, text him and not chat with us.
John: Well I managed to uninstall my Messages app on my iPhone.
Arlo: H O W.
John: Simple, send a death threat to Tim Cook and he send a uninstall app.
Isen: Wow I wanna be like you.
John: Guys I still need games. I only have 40$ in digital credit on my Xbox.
Sera: AND I HAVE 40,000 SEXUAL NERVES THAT NEED PLEASING!!
John: That ain't accurate.
Sera: FUCK MEEEE!!!!
Fiore: I am laughing my ass of right now.
John: You know what, fuck my Xbox.
Sera: NO!
John: No, what I meant was I'm going to play on my Wii.
Arlo: GRANDPA!
John: Its a fucking Wii asslo.
Fiore: Oh no.
Blyke: What?
Fiore: Emerson is signing that stupid Sonic Heroes song again.
Emerson: WATCH ME RULE THE NIGHT!!!
Isen: Nerd.
Emerson: Sick Fuck.
Emerson: Come on Fi' sing with me!
Fiore: That's embarrassing tho.
Emerson: So? Fuck them we are OP!!
Fiore: Fine.
Sera: JOHN!
John: Nope not today Sera. I'm playing Mario Kart.
Arlo: I'm playing Mario Kart on the new OLED Switch Model.
John: STFU rich boy.
Emerson: A switch lite is only 200$.
John: STFU logic boy.
Sera: JOHN YOU HAVE THREE CHOICES! Fuck me :)! I will rape you again or I will smash this brass pot on your head!
John: Is there a forth option?
Sera: NO!
John: Aw I wanted to have 5 dollars.
Blyke: Remi wanna be aggressively horny to me?
Remi: No, I'm nice.
Elaine: I wouldn't want to smash Arlo's head.
Arlo: The fuck where'd u come from?
Elaine: I'm bored.
Sera: 5 SECONDS TO CHOOSE JOHN!
John: 5 seconds to run.
Isen: You do realize she is faster than you. She I'd half a point higher.
John: BETTA RUN NOW!
Sera: THATS IT!
Fiore: We about to see a half dead Joon.
Blyke: Ah a classic.
John: OW SERA!! THAT HURT!! WHERE DID YOU GET A BRASS POT?!?!
Sera: Thanks Elaine ;).
Elaine: Hey don't drag me into this.
John: Oh no no no!
Sera: Oh yes yes yes.
John: AH GET OFF ME!!
Arlo: This is why I love the CIA, I'm recording John through his webcam. Gonna post it on YouTube.
Sera: 🤤
John: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
John: THE BITCH STUCK A CHOPSTICK IN MY URETHRA!!!
Blyke: Ooh.
Isen: Damn.
Arlo: Puking now.
Emerson: I'm heartless so I don't care.
John: Thank god she got it out. NO DON'T BRING BACK THE POT! NOOOO!!!
John: SERA GET OF MEEEEEEE!!!!
Sera: I'm going to become pregnant!
John: NOOO!!! I HATE KIDS!!!
Arlo: I once saw John smack a 6 year old and depress a little girl and then come back and say that he's great with kids. He wasn't sarcastic.
Remi: That's believable.
John: AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
John: The fuck Sera?! You puked on me!
Sera: Sorry, was feeling too good.
Blyke: Oh. My. God.
Emerson: Thank god I don't read the sex scenes anymore. Too busy playing Sonic Hero's rn.
John: YOU'RE SOOOOOO LUCKY YOU BITCH!!
Emerson: I know I am. My girlfriend is not a crazy HORNY pyscho.
Sera: Make me feel like I'm a waterfall!!
John: HOW?!
Sera: Or else I will hit you with this brass pot again if I don't orgasim.
John: I'M DYING AND NOBODY CARESS!!!
Emerson: SETTING THE STAGE FOR A HEROES PARADE!
Fiore: Shut up.
John: HELP ME!!
John: OW SERA!!
John: WILL YOU PLEASE PUT AWAY THE POT?!
Sera: Nope. Oh god I'm going to puke again.🤮
John: ITS IN MY MOUTH!!!!
Arlo: Condoms for the mouth.
Blyke: That would be a great product!
Isen: You could drink someone else's straw and not feel all germy wormy.
Remi: Let's start selling it now!
John: YOU GUYS I'M BEING RAPED AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS MOUTH CONDOMS?!
Blyke: That's not rape. That's sex.
Isen: She IS your girlfriend.
Sera: oooh I feel better now. 😌
John: I NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL!! I HAVE SEVERAL BRUISES AND I HAVE PUKE IN MY MOUTH!!
Sera: No you don't.
Arlo: You don't.
John: THE FUCK?!
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unOrdinary: Hidden - Chatfic ∆
General FictionTHERES A LOT OF HORNY CRACK SHIT!!! OK, so this is a chatfic based on my story unordinary: Hidden My original characters are here and this mostly follows the events of Hidden. Main ships are Jeraphina and Blemi though I may do a little Asslo x Toot...
