John is high, why?

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Isen: I'm so kinky.

Emerson: That is why you never got a chance with Cecile you idiot.

Arlo: Hey daily horrible chat.

John: I hAvE mEnTaL iSsUeS.

Blyke: Hey! Remember when we tried to uncover more secrets. The rumor about Emerson having PTSD!

Emerson:

Emerson: FIRST OFF ALL I DON'T HAVE PTSD!! I'm not Joon.

John: Hey!

Emerson: Second I have little reason to have it and third the only secrets I his was my Alpha ability and me being intersex. Happy?

Sera: John what is this?

John: A pile of weeds.

Sera: Weeds? In your drawer?

Remi: OH SHIT HE HAS WHAT I THINK HE HAS!!!

Blyke: Damn gimme some.

John: Its my prescription. Some sketchy guy gives it to me every week.

Sera: YOU ARE SMOKING WEED?!

John: Yeah, so?

Isen: The Joon move.

Sera: You guys John is smoking weed!

Fiore: I suspected as much.

Elaine: You don't get a prescription for weed.

Arlo: WE ALL KNOW THAT!

Blyke: Leo temper.

Arlo: I'M TIRED OK! BEING PRESIDENT IS HARD!!

Sera: Well that explains this picture John set me the other day.

Sera: Well that explains this picture John set me the other day

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John: I was high that day.

Blyke: Obviously.

Emerson: Put earnings on that dude and he looks like a lesbian porno.

Fiore: You wear earings?

Emerson: But I don't look like a lesbian. I look badass.

Sera: JOHN DONT SMOKE IT NOW!!!

John: Ahhhhh.....OK Sera I'm OK with half rape now.

Isen: Is this an idea for me recording porn?

Blyke: No you sick fuck.

Remi: I saw Isen suck off a pen.

Arlo: H O W.

Emerson: If there was a 4th wall. I wonder what the people watching would ask us?

Fiore: Shut up with your weird ass comments.

John: WHEEE!!!

Sera: JOHN IS IN A SHOPPING CART!!!

Elaine: Can confirm I too am at the mall.

Sera: HE'S GOING DOWN THE ESCALATOR IN THE CART!!!

Arlo: Y'all and your stupid shit.

John: OWCH!!!

Sera: Why are you so stupid?

John: Why are you so horny?

Isen: Who wants lemons?

Blyke: No one.

Isen: But my mom has a lemon tree.

Fiore: OK I'll take one.

Isen: Your lemon is here! You doing a foursome with your boyfriend and Jeraphina.

Fiore:

Emerson:

Sera:

John: Ew.

Fiore: I'm fucking 15 do you not realize that.

Isen: IN OLD TIMES PEOPLE GOT MARRIED AND HAD KIDS AT 15!!

Remi: They also lived very shortly.

John: I thought you had a lemon tree Isen!

Isen: Yeah, my mom gave it to me when I was born. That's my unique trait!

Arlo: Being creepy?

Isen: Yes!

Blyke: Wow. I thought you were normal.

Isen: You thought.

John: Hop boy I need another smoke after hearing this shit.

Elaine: Someone show John those vaping ads.

Sera: But they give him PTSD.

Elaine: Exactly.

John: Saw all of them. Laughed at each one.

Sera: He also laughed at horror movies where people died.

Emerson: Oh my god, I'm surrounded by horrible people. 🙄

John: Smokes.

Blyke: Nice of the princess to invite us over for picnic, eh Luigi?

Isen: I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!

John: Please no hotel Mario. I'm not in the mood.

Emerson: Sonic 06.

John: Aw no! I hate the part where a human kisses Sonic!

Emerson: I played it and its horrible.

John: 🤮

Sera: John give me some.

John: No! My weed! Mine! Mine!

Sera: You never share shit with me.

John: So?

Isen: John! Share your actual shit with her!

John: Emerson can you attempt to behead him again? Do it right this time!

Emerson SURE!

Isen: NOOOOO!!!!!



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