Sera: I'm hungry.
John: Go find food.
Arlo: John, John, John.
Emerson: When my mom was hungry, my step dad would run to the store to buy her snacks.
John: Am I your step dad?
Emerson: No.
John: Then, no.
Sera: JOHN I'M HUNGRY!!
John: Ugh, fine I'll get crap at that knock off Walmart.
Blyke: You mean U-Mart?
John: uh, duh.
Arlo: Do you remember what happened last time?
Sera: That he had a clone that told me he hated me.
Arlo: What if it happens again.
John: Which it won't.
Blyke: I'm frying my virginity.
Remi: Are you...hinting something?
Blyke: That I'm frying my virginity olive oil.
Isen: Its called VIRGIN olive oil.
Blyke: OOOOH.
Fiore: How DA hell do you fry olive oil?
Blyke: Still in the bottle. That's how.
Remi: Ew.
John: I BOUGHT DING DONGS!!
Sera: John! I didn't know you were naughty today. 🤤
John: I'm not talking about my dick Sera, I bought the pastry ding dong.
Sera: John.
Sera: I hate you.
John: What? You said you were hungry!
Arlo: Can't argue with that.
Remi: I hate when this chat becomes all about John and Seraphina's arguments.
Sera: WELL I'M HORNY NOW JOON!!
John: And I don't care. You said you were hungry and I brought FOOD.
Arlo: Can't argue with that.
Sera Shut up ASSLO!
Arlo: At least Elaine doesn't sexually torture me.
Elaine: :D
John: THEY ARE CALLED DING DONGS, ARE THICK AND BROWN AND ARE FILLED WITH CREAM!! BASICALLY A SUGAREDIZE PENIS!!
Emerson: Dude. I'm eating one right now. Stop.
Remi: When did you have any?
Emerson: John talking about ding dongs made me hungry. I got some.
John: THEY ARE FUCKING DING DONGS SERA!!
Sera: AND I WANT A DING DONG IN ME!!
John: THEN EAT IT!!!
Sera: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!
Elaine: Everlasting love.
Arlo: Agreed.
Remi: How are they even in a relationship?
Fiore: Because they are zodiac compatible.
John: I GOT FOOD!! WHY ARE YOU SO MAD?!
Sera: WHY ARE YOU NEVER HORNY!!
John: Ahem. I WAS until you drained me of my life force.
Isen: Yeah I remember when John was horny all the time.
Remi: Good ol days
Arlo: Indeed.
Emerson: He accused me of having sex that's how horny he was.
John: GET OUT OF MY ARGUMENT!
Arlo: Then stop chatting.
John: Hmph.
Sera: JOHN! AM I NOT PRETTY ENOUGH FOR YOU ANYMORE?!?!
John: YOU ARE BUT YOU NEED NEVER ENDING PLEASING!!!!!
Blyke: Woman 101.
Fiore: Hey!
Remi: That's true, lol.
John: Guys help me.
Arlo: Stick.
Blyke: Your penis.
Emerson: In.
Isen: Sera.
John: You guys suck.
Sera: I HATE you John.
John: Hate is a strong word.
Arlo I would prefer if someone said to me I dislike you.
Blyke: Yes King Arlo.
John: You know saying I hate you to water makes it microscopically dirty?
John: Humans are 80% water.
Sera: I'll keep saying I hate you if it makes you dirty.
John: Shit.
Arlo: Can't argue with that.
John: QUIET ARLO!
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unOrdinary: Hidden - Chatfic ∆
General FictionTHERES A LOT OF HORNY CRACK SHIT!!! OK, so this is a chatfic based on my story unordinary: Hidden My original characters are here and this mostly follows the events of Hidden. Main ships are Jeraphina and Blemi though I may do a little Asslo x Toot...
