Beach Part 2

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Sera: John get in the water!

John: BUT THERE'S A SHARK!!!

Sera: What?

Emerson: He thinks I'm a shark for some reason.

Sera: Why?!

John: BECAUSE HE HAS SHINY HALF BLUE HAIR!!!

Sera: John. You are an utter idiot.

Elaine: SPLASH ATTACK ARLO!!

Arlo: OW! MY BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HAIR!!

Remi: Your hair has nerves?

Fiore: Apparently yes.

Arlo: Well exCUUUUSE me for having beautiful hair.

Sera: John. Get. In. The. Water. Now!

John: NO! THERE'S A SHARK SERA!!

Sera: THERE IS NO SHARK!!!

John: BEET THERE IS!!! HE LOOKS LIKE IRON MAN!!

Blyke: Your just making stuff up.

Remi: OMG GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Fiore: Tying up Isen for his underwater execution.

Emerson: Death by drowning.

Blyke: Please go on ahead.

John: Yes indeed.

Emerson: You heard them!

Remi: It's worse when they took away his phone.

Sera: John get in! Pretty please!

John: NA UH!!

Sera: Guess imma drag you then.

John: Which you won't.

John: HEY LET GOO!!

John: NOOOOOO!!!!!!

John: THE WATER SMELLS LIKE WAFFLES!! I DONT LIKE WAFFLES!!!

Remi: He sounds retarded.

Arlo: It's worse when he is screaming it IRL.

Emerson: We all have mic chat enabled today. Remember?

Blyke: Why do we have our phones in the water?! Can't we just talk?

Remi: Gen Z will forever be known as the an it social generation.

John: I DONT LILE WAFFLES SERA!!

Sera: How do you not like waffles but love pancakes?

John: I dunno.

Isen: I'M DYING!!

Fiore: How did you get your phone?!

Isen: I have a hunter ability. Duh.

Emerson: CONTINUE ON!!

Isen: NOOOBLURLOBIORNSHIR.

Arlo: Even if he is alive. He needs to replace his iPhone 1.

Remi: Lol.

Elaine: Still?!

Blyke: I'm going to the deep end Remi!

Remi: Cool! Have fun with Sharks, Jellyfish and fish in general.

Blyke: Neverminnnnd.

John: Ha ha!

Elaine: What's so funny?

Sera: I allowed him to bring his gaming PC to the ocean.

Emerson: He is an idiot.

John: Why it no work.

Arlo: It won't work when you get home.

John: Why? I asked if it wanted a sandwich.

Arlo: BECAUSE YOU WATER DAMAGED IT!!!

John: But its being water cooled.

Fiore: That's logic for ya.

John: By the way do you want a sandwich?

Fiore: No.

John: Aw.

Sera: Johnny! I'm gonna take my top off!

John: Go ahead. I'm peeing rn.

Sera: Wait you don't care?!

John: Because I'm busy peeing.

Arlo: Really John? Really?!

John: Oof. I may need to crap too.

Sera: You don't want to see my tits?

John: Maybe but I need to pee and crap first. All of which will be ocean dump.

Emerson: EEEEWWW!!!

Blyke: 🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮

Arlo: Why didn't you guys realize that earlier?

Emerson: Because of Isen.

Isen: Hey!

Remi: This is unfit.

Elaine: I'm leaving like now.

Fiore: Same.

Sera: JOHN THIS IS NOT YOUR POTTY!!!

John: And this ain't a strip club. Keep your top on.

Remi: Ooh he told her.

Fiore: These two. Every single day.

John: IM POOOPING!!! AUUUGGGGHHHHAAAAA!!!!!

Sera: OMG I CAN SEE HIS SHIT COME OUT!!! EEEEEEWW!!!

John: Eat that Sera.

Sera: No!

John: Sandwich?





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