Zodiacs

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Sera: JOHN LOOKED I COOKED FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!

John: Awesome!

Arlo: I'm eating another salad.

Sera: Are u proud? ;)

John:

John: It looks like utter shit.

Sera: What? John that hurt.

John: Sorry, tried to be a heartless Virgo for a minute.

Fiore: Hey! We are not heartless.

Emerson: We kinda are......

John: As a nice Scorpio, I say this; THIS LOOKS AWESOME!!

Sera: I don't know which Joon to believe.

Elaine: Arrrrlllllooooo. I got us tickets to a resort.

Arlo: Not now Elaine, I'm having coffee.

John: Leos must really like coffee.

Emerson: I know a couple who are coffee addicts. Arlo, my mom and my uncle.

Isen: pornhub.com/search=remi

Remi: ISSSSEEENN!!!!!

Isen: Blame it on my zodiac, I'm a pepperoni.

Blyke: Why does that sound believable?

Remi: YOU LOOKED UP PORN OF ME?!

Isen: Yep.

Blyke: Dude! I'm going to kill you!

Isen: ooh, Aries always wanting to fight.

Arlo: Actually anyone who hit in their girlfriend would kill them.

Sera: John how do like my food?

John: Depends. Ask John, hairgel John, Joker John, Emo John, weird ass new haircut John, Joon and Virgo John.

Sera: That's a lot of John's.

John: Today, I'm Virgo John. To protest how evil Virgos are.

Sera:

Sera: Why do you insult me twice?

Elaine: BRRRREEEEAAAKKKK UUUUUPPPP.

Arlo: ELAINE LETS GO CONQUER CHINA!!!

Blyke: Leo drive.

Remi: Would anyone want some of my old stuff I'm donating.

Elaine: Aw, Libras being so nice.

Remi: I'm just throwing away stuff.

Emerson: Zodiacs to me are just a base for your personality, not your entire one. I knew a Libra who was a complete psychopath.

Isen: So a zodiac does not define who you are?

Emerson: Yup. I'm not evil like Peanut Butter & Joon.

Emerson has renamed John to Peanut Butter & Joon.

Peanut Butter & Joon: Scorpio's appreciate stuff.

Blyke: Yet you destroyed your friendship and title.

Emerson: My point exactly.

Peanut Butter & Joon: So?

Arlo: THE SO WORD!!!

Remi: There's no relationship fighting.

Fiore: I'm going to buy a sink for our kitchen.

Emerson: Awesome! We can remove out the old one today!

Isen: Fucking Virgos.

Fiore: Why Virgo hate?

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