Remi: Damn Arlo! I didn't know you had a SUV!
Arlo: I didn't know you could be quiet.
Isen: Who's driving?!
John Not me because I had 13 beers last night.
Elaine: WHAT?!
Sera: Yeah, I made him watch how normal couples have sex videos and during the whole time he just drank a beer per video.
John: Best time of my life.
Blyke: Don't I looked hot in my trunks?
Remi: In your goku trunks? No.
Blyke: ITS CALLED DRAGON BALL Z!!!
Remi: And you definitely have no balls the size of a dragons so you make go zzzzzz's.
Fiore: Damn good comeback!
John: I can't fit my beach toys!
Arlo: Lol. You have beach toys.
Emerson: Just bring a book like an adult or your phone.
John: blah, blah, blah. mE nAmE iS eMo-SaN aNd I'm BoRiNg.
Sera: John what do you have?
John: A shovel and pail, a plastic sifter, a rake, boogie board, a water gun, some Frisbees and a pool ring.
Arlo: JOHN THERE ARE GONNA BE 9 PEOPLE IN MY CAR AND YOUR BRING ALL THAT?!
John: Yes.
Remi: Guys.
Elaine: Alright let's GOOOO!!!
- Driving -
Arlo: Ugh, where am I going?
Remi: I can't help you!
Arlo: WHY?!
Remi: Because we are on top of each other in your cheap ass van.
John: Sera is stuck ontop of me.
Sera: :D
Isen: Why am I in the truck?!
Arlo: Because you are the only person who doesn't have a girlfriend.
Blyke: Like Remi is on me so is Seraphina on John. Fiore too except Elaine because Asslo has to drive.
Emerson: IM DYING!
Fiore: Be quiet I'm not fat.
Emerson: But you are heavy still.
Fiore: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME FAT!!
Arlo: Fiore stop slapping the shit out of him IM TRYING TO DRIVE!!!
Elaine: Arlo stop texting and driving!
Arlo: I'm yelling AT the phone.
Elaine: Sorry couldn't hear you. I had airpods on.
Isen: I CANT BREATH THERE IS NO AIR IN THE TRUNK!!!
Blyke: Be quite. Its much better than having hair in your nostrils.
Remi: Hey!
John: We bout to see several breakups in one day and location.
Sera: Quite John while I twerk your Penis.
John: Uggggggggggggggggggggh.
Arlo: SIRI TELL ME WHERE TO FUCKING TURN!!!
Sera: Fatlo it is on the left you idiot.
Arlo: OOH. Sorry my queen.
Sera: EW!
Elaine: Cheater!
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unOrdinary: Hidden - Chatfic ∆
General FictionTHERES A LOT OF HORNY CRACK SHIT!!! OK, so this is a chatfic based on my story unordinary: Hidden My original characters are here and this mostly follows the events of Hidden. Main ships are Jeraphina and Blemi though I may do a little Asslo x Toot...
