Camping Trip Part 2

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Arlo: I hate beans.

John: Say that while your shoes are in the river.

Sera: Saltines for S'mores. Unbelievable.

Isen: Who blindfolded me and put a noose on my neck?!

Fiore: We did.

Emerson: We did.

Blyke: ooh I wanna watch.

Arlo: Guys I feel rain EVERYONE GET IN THE TENT.

Emerson: Aw.

- Tent -

Elaine: Arlo wanna snuggle.

Arlo: Not now Elaine I'm having instant cold coffee.

John: Don't ever snuggle in front of us.

Remi: Who's idea was to get a giant tent for all of us?

Blyke: Seraphina.

Sera: Didn't know how bad it would be. Couldn't have sex right now.

Blyke: Damn it! I wanted to see what makes sex so horrible for him.

John: She once brought a vegetable chopper for my penis.

Elaine: Quiet!

Isen: Guys I hear a bear.

Emerson: There is no bears in this area.

Isen: Phew.

John: Alright imma get some hotdogs I packed.

Sera: Hotdogs?

John: Yeah, I even brought mayonnaise.

Emerson: Reminds me of when he got me mayonnaise.

Fiore: Horrible gift.

Elaine: OMG I SEE A BEAR!!!

Arlo: But were not in Russia.

Blyke: Racist.

Remi: That's my stuffed bear you idiot.

Elaine: OHHHH!!!!

Blyke: Racist.

Arlo: NO ONE SAID ANYTHING RACIST!!

Blyke: Racist.

Arlo: OMG SHUT UP!!!

John: Damn it Sera! Why did you install a porn blocker?!

Sera: Because you need to look at ME.

John: But females in screen don't hurt me.

Isen: True DAT.

Arlo: Shut up!

Remi: Can we just sit here without sex like at all?!

John: But we are all horny teenagers who have hormone imbalance.

Sera: Finally he said something high IQ.

Remi: Yeah I know that!

Remi: BUT KEEP IT TO YOUR SELVES!!!

Arlo: Thank You Remi.

Elaine: Arlo something is wrong with me va-

Arlo: You heard Remi.

Sera: Ugh you have yeast infection?!

Emerson: DAMN IT CAN I EAT MY DAMN SANDWICH WITHOUT YOUR NASTY SHIT!!!

Fiore: But you're vulgar too.

Emerson: NOT AROUND EVERYONE ELSE!!!

Elaine: Pfft no I don't.

John: Wait, SERA YOU DO?!

Sera: No I was just asking.

John: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Arlo: I SAID QUIET!!!

John: EAT MY CAST IRON PAN ASSLO!!!

Blyke: GUYS STOP FIGHTING!!!

Arlo: I HAVE SHEILDS!!!

John: YOU AINT IN FORTNITE BITCH!!!!

Arlo: SHHHEEEEEETTTT!!!!

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