John: I must eat.
Isen: Why?
John: Because I am hungry.
Isen: For ass?
John: Isen, who is a level 4 and who is a level 7.5?
Isen: I dunno.
Remi: Press F to pay respects to Isen.
Emerson: F U.
Remi: Wrong combination.
Emerson: OOPS meant F U 2.
John: I'm still hungry.
Sera: What do you want?
John: Dunno, I think I just want some candy.
Isen: Vaginal Candy?
John: YOU NEED HELP YOU SICK FUCK!
Isen: Sowy.
Sera: You are not sowy.
John: Oh, I have some really long lollipops here!
Blyke: You...have really long lollipops? Are you sure they are not......?
John: Its not dildos cucumber Blyke.
Blyke: My life is forever ruined.
Sera: Can I have some candy?
John: There nacho candy.
Emerson: Dude, she's your gf.
John: It still not hers.
Sera: Thats mean John.
Remi: Blyke look! I ordered nachos from grubhub!
Blyke: Nachos? What a coincidence.
Arlo: Buddup.
Emerson: WHISTLE WHISTLE WHISTLEEE.
Arlo: Buddup.
Emerson: WHISTLE WHISTLE WHISTLEEE!!
Arlo: Buddup.
John: Stop doing the damn grubhub ad.
Sera: John, be nice.
John: Nah.
Fiore: AHHH NACHOOOOS!!
Arlo: Why are you scared of nachos?
Emerson: 1. Its nacho problem and 2. That's our code word for nest of bees.
Sera: John, you have to share.
John: No because you are going to beat me up and laugh at me for being a cripple.
Blyke: New Bostin?
Isen: yup.
John: Hmph.
Sera: You have serious mental issues.
John: You have serious sexual issues.
Arlo: Oh yeah John just got out of the hospital for purple semen.
Isen: AND I TOLD YOU SOOOOO!!!! BUT I HAD TO GOOOOO!!!!
Fiore: Wha?
Remi: Isen is having a hard time deciding between a pen and he felt bad for only getting one.
John: So dramatic.
Arlo: *sip*
John: STOP CHATTING YOUR SIPS!!!
Arlo: No.
Sera: I talked to Jeraphina and we agreed that you are a bad boyfriend.
Blyke: YOU TALK TO YOUR CAT?!
Sera: Its less weird than humping a cucumber.
Emerson: I think John's gay.
Isen: Ah Jarlo.
John: I have mental issues guys.
Emerson: My mom has worse mental issues than you and she copes with it and IS not like you.
Arlo: KiLlInG A wHoLe ScHoOl iS sO tRaMaTiC.
John: IMMA KILL YOU.
Arlo: You wont because secret service kill u first.
John: Fuck.
Sera: John, if you wont share jellybeans. What makes me think that you will share our house, money, kids, family and life?
John: I dunno.
Arlo: Joon is immature.
Emerson: AHHHH MORE NACHOOOOS!!!!
Remi: Yay! Nachos are here.
Arlo: Buddup.
Emerson: Sorry, but no.
Sera: I eat my hidden stash of chocolate cake.
John: Can I have some?
Sera: Its nacho cake.
Isen: Karma.
John: You are only saying karma because you are the only one here who does not have a partner.
Fiore: Emerson, can I borrow some money?
Emerson: Sure!
Sera: they have it right.
John: It still nacho candy.
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unOrdinary: Hidden - Chatfic ∆
General FictionTHERES A LOT OF HORNY CRACK SHIT!!! OK, so this is a chatfic based on my story unordinary: Hidden My original characters are here and this mostly follows the events of Hidden. Main ships are Jeraphina and Blemi though I may do a little Asslo x Toot...
