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Beach Part 3

Sera: I cannot believe you shit in the ocean.

John: So? Fish do it all the time.

Arlo: Ew.

Blyke: This is a super weird vacation.

John: So?

Remi: Guys let's get off the beach and see what beach shops they have here!

Emerson: Great idea!

Isen: Hopefully I will find a strip club.

Sera: Hopefully you will shut up.

- Beach Marketplace Street -

Blyke: Which one first?

Remi: Gift shop!

Sera: Yeah!

John: The bathroom. I need to poop again.

Sera: John. You are sooo disgusting.

Isen: Not as much as me.

Elaine: Anyways. Let's go in.

Arlo: I love that we don't actually talk. We just chat.

Sera: How does this top look on me?

John: I can see 60% of your tits. Is that what you want?

Sera: Whatever will make you list after me.

John: I want Mac and cheese. That will do it yet I don't see my bowl of cheesy creaminess now do I?

Sera: I'm not going to make you cheese pasta.

John: They are VERY VERY easy to make. You buy a dollar box of instant mac and cheese and you make it very quickly. I'm not asking for gourmet I just want mac and cheese.

Elaine: Arlo let's get souvenirs.

Arlo: Already got one. Its a mug.

Elaine: For coffee?

Arlo: Hell fucking yeah.

Remi: Blyke we neeeeed to get sandals.

Blyke: No we need to buy mega ultra man boots.

Remi: Those cost 120$.

Blyke: Oh. Maaaannnn.

Remi: These are only 5$.

Blyke: True. True.

Fiore: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DOING?!

Emerson: I'M PUKING BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED I SWALLOWED THE OCEAN WATER JOHN SHIT IN!!

Arlo:

Sera:

Fiore:

Elaine:

Isen:

Remi:

Blyke:

John: 😈

Emerson: 🤮

Elaine: Damn. That must suck.

Sera: John you should be ashamed of yourself.

John: And you should be making mac and cheese.

Arlo: John, just why?

Isen: I'm bored.

Blyke: How bout you sneak away and stalk on hoes.

Isen: Nah.

Sera: I'm going to get ice cream.

Remi: Yeah! Let's get some!

- Ice cream shop. -

Sera: I'm getting a raspberry sherbet.

John: Just like your hair.

Blyke: SUPER MAN!

Arlo: Coffee.

Elaine: Blueberry swiss.

Remi: Bubble gum.

Fiore: Strawberry shortcake.

Emerson: Vanilla.

Fiore: Vanilla? That's boring!

Emerson: I aM vErY bOrInG.

John: Fudge chocolate.

Sera: DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE ABOUT POOP?!

John: In my defense I like chocolate.

John: Its you who doesn't like poop.

Arlo: No one does!

John: So?

Arlo has renamed John to Poopsie Joon.

Poopsie Joon: Now I want a poopsiecle.

Sera: Great now he's gonna invent shit Popsicles.

Remi: I love ice cream!

Poopsie Joon: I love shitting. See Sera? Everyone likes things others don't.

Emerson: Who the fuck doesn't like ice cream?!

Poopsie Joon: My cat.

Sera: A CAT.

Poopsie Joon: Jeraphina will be mad if she heard that.

Isen: As horny as I am. That is so horrible. That deserves a....

Isen: Kinky.

Sera: Anyways. Let's NOT talk about shit.

Arlo: I just got a package from amazon that was reusable coffee grounds.

Elaine: Arlo. You have had TOO MUCH coffee.

Arlo: No I don't.

Arlo: Also I want to go conquer Germany.

Arlo: Also mexico. I hate Mexicans.

Blyke: WHY DO YOU HATE MEXICANS?! THEY ARE LIKE A REALLY GREAT PEOPLE!!

Blyke: Without them I don't have an excuse to sneak out and get tacos.

Poopsie Joon: Pssh. Arlo is racist as hell.

Arlo: Well exCUSE me being robbed by a Mexican!

Elaine: That was a south American.

Arlo: THEY ARE ALL MEXICANS!!

Emerson: Yup Arlo is racist.

Emerson has renamed Arlo to Trump.

Sera: Maybe we should get something to eat.

Blyke: Yeah.

Trump: Please no tacos.

Sera: Quiet Trump. You a racist.

Trump: So is Biden. He called black men cockroaches..

Fiore: Aren't all politicians racist?

Emerson: Except for a few.

Sera: WE ARE GETTING CHINESE FOOD!!

Trump: I hate Chinese.

Elaine: You only agreed to go to waffle house with me once because they had coffee.

Elaine: You said waffle house was full of lower races.

Trump: So?

Blyke: HE PULLED A POOPSIE JOON!!

Sera: Let's just go eat.

Fiore: Please?!

And thus concludes their vacation because Arlo was being racist to everyone working there. Why is Arlo racist? Who knows. All we know is that he thinks he's a beautiful blonde.