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Gatorade

John: Oh I'm so damn thirsty.

Sera: 🤪

John: NOT THAT KIND OF THIRSTY!!

Emerson: Didn't John lose his balls.

Blyke: Then Seraphina ate them. 🤢

John: Well I stole some homeless man's limb regeneration ability and grew my nuts back. Gave him a free lunch at waffle house in return.

Remi: Aw that's nice!

John: The bastard made me pay 69$ for the meal.

Isen: Interesting.

John: He literally made me pay 69$!

Sera: So you're not thirsty.

John: No I'm not. I need liquids in my mouth.

Sera: Hmmm.

John: NO THAT DIDN'T SOUND RIGHT!!! DON'T THINK ABOUT IT SERA, NOO!!!

Arlo: Imagine if they got married.

Emerson: wElCoMe To hAlF rApE wOrLd.

John: Anyways, I need a Gatorade.

Sera: Hmph.

Elaine: Seraphina's a slut.

Blyke: Doesn't help when her zodiac describes her being more sexual than most others.

Remi: She ate the poor man's balls.

Sera: Hey.

Sera: You would do it too...

Sera: If he wasn't such a gay bastard!!

Remi: I never did those unspeakable things to Blyke even though he fucked a cucumber twice.

Blyke: Heyyyy!!!

Fiore: Also zodiacs are just a base of a personality. So not all Virgos are sluts.

Emerson: Yeah no I don't believe you.

John: I NEED GATORADE!!

John: SOMEONE GET THIS POOR TRAUMATIZED HOTTIE SOME DAMN GATORADE!!

Remi: Fine I'll get you Gatorade.

Blyke: CHEATER!

Sera: CHEATER!

Elaine: Y'all are idiots. You know that.

Arlo: Thank you Elaine.

Blyke: I'm frying my iPhone 12 Pro.

Isen: NOOOO!!!!

Blyke: I'm going to replace it with a Samsung Galaxy Note 20 Ultra.

Arlo: What a long ass name.

Emerson: Why not sell the other one? You could get a lot of money for it.

Isen: Blyke eats whatever he fries.

Fiore: He's going to eat a phone?

Blyke: Yes. Shut up.

Remi: Here Joon, your Gatorade.

John: My name is not Joon!

Isen: I have lost all hope for Jemi.

Fiore: That is like THE worst ship.

Blyke: No, Sarlo is. ( Looking at you Not_Jimmy. )

Sera: John I'm sorry.

John: I prefer not to take your apology.

Sera: You didn't have to amputate your balls. There were fine.

Arlo: John is dramatic.

Elaine: One time I caught him writing Cornholio and Bowsette. A sequel to Romeo and Juliette.

John: Why you bullying me?

Sera: Maybe if you acted like a man, you would not get half raped....

Blyke: Please take it.

John: Nah, I want something else.

Arlo: John acts 3.

John: Instead of half rapes. Maybe MAC AND CHEESE!!

Emerson: Why do we calm it half rape. Its not even rape.

Remi: Its the fact he screams when he has sex.

Blyke: Could he at least do it OFF the chat.

John: Yeah, no.

Sera: Yeah, no.

Sera: Also why Mac and cheese?

John: Uh, because the cheese makes me hungry. I'm hungry so I want Mac and cheese. In conclusion, you should make me Mac and cheese because I'm hungry.

Sera: John.

Isen: They say never marry a girl that you like to have sex with. Marry one that will enhance his life.

Arlo: Ironic coming from you.

Sera: I do help his life! I'm just fucking fed up with him!

Sera: I took him to get mental help and he made the phycologist cry.

Elaine: Damn.

John: BITCH I NEED MAC AND CHEESE!!

Sera: Don't you dare call me a bitch!

Emerson: And now we know why tomorrow John is injured.

John: I'M EQUALLY AS POWERFUL AS YOU SERA!!

Blyke: I'm sure we can all agree that's not true.

John: I made a hit album. So?

Fiore: You're telling me that "My Balls and Soul." Was a hit?

John: 3 Million downloads.

Arlo: Wow.

Isen: I think its the title.

John: Sera!

Sera: WHAT?!

John: If I don't get Mac and cheese I will take away your driving privileges.

Blyke: How the tables have turned.

John: And I will from now one have sex when I want to, when you do of course.

Arlo: John taking his manhood, finally.

Sera: Good, that's what I want to see out of you.

John: Thank you. NOW WHERE IS MY MAC AND CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE?!?!?!

Sera: John. You act three.

John: So?