[better miya added sakusa to IWA ENTERPRISE GROUP CHAT]
[better miya changed sakusa's name to Omi<3]
kurhoe: what is this homoerotic shit going on between u two
[Omi<3 changed his name to sakusa]
better miya: please?
sakusa: what is your problem?
better miya: us
sakusa: there is NO us
kurhoe: ooh tension
[sakusa is typing...]
kurhoe: wait I TAKE IT BACK
better miya: omi pleasee
sakusa: you are infuriating.
akaashi: Atsumu wouldn't know what that means.
better miya: I KNO OKAY
akaashi: sure.
Hana: will you elaborate on yesterday's text ? this time i'm the tiniest bit interested
Bokkun: !!!!!
better miya: AHHHHH
sakusa: stop shouting i can literally hear you from my room
better miya: alright hold on i'll come to ur room
sakusa: wait
that is not what i meant
wait wait
miya
kurhoe: ooooohooooi
sakusa: don't come miya
kurhoe: please cum
*come
better miya: aight im here
sakusa: i can see that
Hana: damn why do u two live together if u hate him
sakusa: he keeps clean
better miya: u literally scare me thats the only reason why
kurhoe: lmfao
sakusa: works for me.
bokkun: tsumu telll us
better miya: AHHHHH
OKAY SO I WENT TO IWAIZUMI SANS HOUSE OIKAWA WAS THERE IWAIZUMI SAN WAS TAKIN OFF HIS BOXERS
kurhoe: what the fuck
Hana: 3excuse me????
akaashi: his?
better miya: OIKAWA'S
kurhoe: damn things getting heated already
akaashi: i admit this is shocking but there must have been some kind of misunderstanding. you're all aware iwaizumi-san doesn't have sex.
bokkun: yes he said he doesn't
kashii is right !!
kurhoe: tsumu stop telling us fake news
better miya: ITS NOT FAKE!! i SAW IT
akaashi: did you ask him afterwards?
better miya: no?????? i ran away
what the fuk
sakusa: i might have some news
Hana: yes??
kurhoe: omf it's happening
kiyoomi is joining us
better miya: shuddup u whore let him talk
sakusa: Oikawa-san has been spending quite some time with Iwaizumi-san. i have access to Oikawa-san's car tracker. it has been parked in front of Iwaizumi-san's since yesterday.
way before Miya's inappropriate text.
better miya: see i wasn't lyin!!!
Kurhoe: still this doesn't prove they were fuvking as atsumu described
akaashi: yes.
Hana: i agree. if they had sex that means that hajime loves him.
akaashi: exactly. iwaizumi-san has made his preferences incredibly clear since Mr. Iwaizumi keeps trying to set him up.
kurhoe: we know smartass we were all there
akaashi: okay. pain in the ass kuroo-san.
kurhoe: hey!
Hana: i'm pretty sure hajime isn't in love
atsumu: if he were, he'd tell us
Hana: exactly.
akaashi: even if he didn't, it would have been incredibly obvious.
everyone, keep eyes on how iwaizumi-san behaves in front of Oikawa.
better miya: agreed
also they spent the night together,, that's a start
bokkun: akkashhhi u r so smart :*
akaashi: thank you, Bokuto-san.
better miya: stop
you two make me feel so single.
Hana: sucks for you i guess
[sakusa changed his name to Omi<3]
better miya: OMI
kurhoe: romance is alive
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