CULLENS || TWLGHT OS 01

Demetri Volturi | Human, Unattended

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🍷DEMETRI VOLTURI X HUMAN MATE ONESHOT🍷

You and Demetri have been mated for a while, so you'd think he'd be used to your shenanigans by now. But what happens when he makes the mistake of leaving you unattended one day with a whole bottle of craft glitter, and too much time on your hands...?

• fluff; slight language

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🙈 READER'S POV 🙈

You stand there looking down at the floor with a nervous half-smile on your face, before you glance over at the 5-foot-tall teddy bear your mate had bought you. "Ooh, Dem's gonna kill us." you whisper, trying not to laugh. The bear stares back at you with a vacant expression, providing no help whatsoever. Demetri was indeed going to potentially kill you when he saw what you've just done.

All over the nice hardwood floors of Demetri's bedroom, bright and glaringly obvious, is a crap ton of glitter. You hadn't meant to spill this much on the ground, honestly. It wasn't your fault the opening of the bottle was bigger than normal. As you stand there looking back and forth between the floor and your glitter-dusted arms, the door to Demetri's bedroom suddenly opens, startling you.

In walks the Tracker himself, his hands moving to take off his cloak, as he hangs it on the hook by the door. As he closes the door behind him, he glances up at you, and you watch as his face changes. His former smile slowly drops, his mouth opening and his eyes widening in shock. He doesn't say anything for a minute, as he takes in the scene before him: the nice floors, now covered in glitter... And you, his mate, standing there covered in it, too.

Finally, he speaks, and his voice is dead calm and low. "Baby... Why the hell is there glitter everywhere...?" he asks. You swallow hard, glancing down at your arms before shrugging, a nervous smile wobbling on your lips. "I... I wanted to look like you?" you answer, your voice rising up in a question. Demetri raises an eyebrow at you in confusion, as he hesitantly takes a step towards you. "Explain." he tells you. You swallow again, as you stare at him.

"I... You... You know how you sparkle in the sun? I... I wanted to do it, too..." you stammer nervously, brushing some of the glitter from your arms. It rains down in a tiny torrent of sparkles onto the floor below, and you watch as Demetri visibly winces. "I don't even know what to say to this, darling. I... How did you even manage to get this much of it all over my floors?? Please... Tell me Felix put you up to this, that it was his idea?" your mate slowly asks.

You shake your head at him, pointing a finger at the stuffed bear sitting there. Since he didn't want to help you earlier, he could take the fall for it. "It was his idea." you say with a serious nod. Demetri's eyes widen even further, as he glances over at the bear. "Oh, you're a terrible influence on my sweet girl, you know that? What the hell even... Okay. Okay. Darling, let's just... Let's get you cleaned up, yes?" he sighs, running a hand through his hair.

At least he seems to be playing along, you suppose. With a tiny nod, you take a hesitant step towards him. "You're... You're not mad?" you ask. Demetri sighs again, trying not to smile (and failing miserably). Taking your hand in his, he lightly tugs you towards him, your bare feet dragging along the glitter on the floor. Pressing a kiss to your forehead, he chuckles softly.

"Y/N. I just... Okay. Mad? No. A little upset about the state of my flooring? Yes. But I suppose that's what our secretaries are for. I pity them, however... You've made quite the mess, you little terror." he murmurs, resting his forehead against yours. You bite your lip, your cheeks flushing pink. "I just wanted to be like you." you whisper.

"I know, mia amore. I know. But the next time you feel the need to, ah... Sparkle... Like I do? Simply ask Jane, I'm sure she'll be more than happy to do a bit of special effects makeup on you, alright? No more destroying my floors." he whispers back. Demetri pulls back to glance down at his floors, a look of slight disapproval on his face.

"I suppose I'm a little shocked that you came up with this idea, and not Felix. It's absolutely something he would've done." your mate says, rolling his eyes. You laugh, lightly poking him in the chest. "So can I tell him what I did?" you ask. Demetri shakes his head at you with a smirk. "Oh, no, darling. Rest assured, the others will hear about this from me tonight." he says with a wink. You let out a gasp of mock horror, playfully elbowing him.

"Not the groupchat!" you gasp. He nods, his smirk growing wider. "Oh, absolutely. They all need to know just how big of a warning label you come with, if we're all to live here peacefully." he teases you. You stick your tongue out at him, before brushing more glitter off your arms. Demetri winces again, placing a hand on your shoulder and turning you to face his bathroom door.

"In you go. We need to get you cleaned up. Do try and get as much of that stuff off as you can, alright? I'm going to go send for one of the secretaries. Please... When you get out of the shower, do not step foot on this part of the floor, yes?" Demetri tells you. You nod, heading for the bathroom, to go scrub off all the glitter. At least he wasn't too mad about this whole thing... Right?

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✴DEMETRI'S POV ✴

With a sigh, I open our bedroom door, motioning for Y/N to go in first. I glance at the hardwood floors as I shut the door behind me. Marianna did an excellent job at cleaning up the glitter; only a few tiny specks remain on the wood floors. Y/N turns to face me with a grin, her eyes alight with humor. "See? Easy clean up!" she teases me. I playfully stick my tongue out at her, before pulling her towards me, into my arms.

"Ha. Marianna probably didn't think so. You'll have to tell her thank you. But for now... I'd like you to spend the rest of the night with me." I murmur, leaning down and kissing her softly on the mouth. She moans into the kiss, her teeth lightly tugging on my bottom lip, before she pulls away to catch her breath. Grinning down at her, I start to lead her over to the bed, but she quickly shakes her head at me, pulling her hand out of mine.

With a look of confusion, I watch as she runs into the walk-in closet, rummaging around in there for something. I can hear the sound of her foot coming down hard on the ground briefly, followed by a hushed swear word, and a second later, Y/N comes back into the room, grinning at me. As I look her over, I notice that she's wearing a pair of socks that look very familiar... Wait a minute. Those are... Are those my socks she's wearing??

As she comes up to me and wraps her arms around me, I gaze down at her. "Oh, so you've started stealing my socks now, have you?" I ask in a low murmur, and she nods at me. There's a faint blush in her cheeks, as she lets out a soft giggle. "I can't help it, yours are softer than mine! They keep my little toes warm!" she laughs, standing up on her tiptoes to kiss me on the cheek. I shake my head in amusement, as we both climb up onto the huge bed.

"Darling, you never cease to baffle me, and I mean that in the most loving way possible..." I murmur, as Y/N snuggles up against me. She laughs, resting her head on my chest, her fingers intertwined with mine as I hold her hand. "I love you too, Demetri... I love you, too..."

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• "mia amore" = "my love"

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