Lloyd, Morro and Harumi were in the Kitchen now.
"Ok. We are going to make cookies!" Harumi announced
"Cookies?" Lloyd exclaimed
"Yes." Harumi agreed
"What are cookies?" Morro asked
Lloyd and Harumi gasped.
"You don't know what cookies are? How?" Lloyd panicked
"Well...Sensei said eating out of the garbage was unhealthy for a growing boy, so he gave me a healthy diet because I looked malnourished. There were no sweets unless another student brought them to class." Morro said
"This is exactly the reason why, stupid Uncle-Sensei-Master Wu failed to run a school for at least a 2-3 years. When you trust Wu with a kid something goes wrong!" Lloyd shouted
"Dude. Most of your family sucks. Especially, Garm-a-hole and Misak-hoe." Morro said
"Garm-a-hole? But don't you like my dad?" Lloyd asked confused
"I like the wise talking dragon Garmadon. I don't like the dark entity that was separated from Sensei Garmadon's soul that had Ninjago under an iron fist for months." Morro said
"Ok, but Garma-a-hole?" Lloyd asked
"The dark entity is an a-hole, what is there to explain?" Morro argued
"Uh can we like, diverge from that topic?" Harumi asked
"I suppose." Lloyd shrugged with his tiny arms.
Harumi dug through the cabinets.
"What are you looking for?" Lloyd asked
"The ingredients, stupid." Harumi said irritatedly as she rolled her eyes.
"Oh!Oh! I can help!" Morro said as he ran up with his short legs.
"You do know you can turn into your mental age form, right?" Harumi sighed
"But that isn't fair to Lloyd! He is still fresh out of the grave!He knows little to nothing about the Departed Realm!" Morro said dramatically
Harumi looked at the two short boys.
"Fine. But just so you know, you're going to make a mess!" Harumi warned
"Yeah,yeah, whatever." Morro said annoyed
"Lemme help!"Lloyd said
Lloyd was sitting on Morro's shoulders and were forming a two-boy tower.
"You're heavy!" Morro complained
"Well why aren't you sitting on top Breezy?! Aren't you supposed to be a light as air?" Lloyd mocked.
"Haha. Very funny."Morro said sarcastically
"Do you even know what we're looking for?" Harumi asked
"No.But I know my way around the kitchen." Morro said
"Wannabean, you better not screw up." Lloyd said
"Princess what are the ingredients?" Morro asked
"All purpose flour,baking soda,salt, softened butter, granulated sugar,brown sugar,vanilla extract, 2 eggs, semi-sweet chocolate chips." Harumi listed
"Okay, Airhead. Guide me." Lloyd said
Morro walked two cabinets over.
"The salt and baking soda should be in here." Morro said
Lloyd opened the cabinet.
He saw the baking soda and salt and grabbed it.
Harumi, catch these!" Lloyd said as he dropped the down.
Harumi caught the baking soda and salt and place them on the counter.
"The sugars. Should be on the cabinets on the next wall." Harumi said
"I got it!" Lloyd announced as he wobbled on Morro's shoulders.
"Hey! Don't make us fall over. I'm not in the mood to break my neck." Morro shouted
"Lloyd don't you dare eat all the sugar." Harumi threatened
"Your such a killjoy!" Lloyd complained
"Um, what's next?" Morro asked as he struggled to carry Lloyd.
"The butter should be on top of the microwave." Harumi instructed
"Look, I won't break the glass case." Lloyd said holding the butter.
"You better not." Harumi threatened.
"The eggs are in the fridge." Harumi said
"I'll get them! " Morro said running off forgetting Lloyd was on his shoulders.
"No way! I'm getting them!" Lloyd shouted refusing to be shown up by Morro.
"Be careful with them!" Harumi shouted
"How many?!" Lloyd and Morro asked
"Two!" Harumi replied
Both Morro and Lloyd retrieved one egg at the same time.
"Out of my way!" Lloyd and Morro said bumbling shoulders.
The eggs flew into the air and landed onto of their heads.
"Look what you did to my hair!" Lloyd and Morro shouted at each other.
Harumi snorted and laughed.
"It's not funny!" Lloyd and Morro shouted
"All right, Peppa piglets." Harumi mocked
"Harumi grabbed the egg carton and took
out two uncracked eggs.
"We don't sound that squeaky." Morro frowned
"Yes you do. And after this you're taking a bath." Harumi said
"Noooo." Morro whined
Lloyd just stared at Morro.
"All that's left is the flour." Harumi said
"I'll get it!" Lloyd speed ran.
"Ha! You wish! I'm getting it first!" Morro said flying to the other side of the room.
Lloyd launched himself to the other side of the room.
"I've got it!" Morro said victoriously.
Lloyd collapsed on top of the flour.
"Lloyd!" Morro screamed
"What the heck are you a banshee?" Lloyd panicked
"No, but I know someone who can come lose to one." Morro said mysteriously
"Ok, now you two definitely need a bath." Harumi insisted.
"But we wanna help!" Morro complained
Lloyd nodded in agreement.
"The cookie dough will be finished when you get out." Harumi said
"Ok..." Lloyd and Morro said leaving to take bathes.
"Morro. If you skip out, I won't hesitate to wash you myself." Harumi threatened
"Yeah, whatever." Morro muttered
Harumi sighed. She looked as they walked away and thought, These idiots will screw up one day.
A/N: Look, I know some of you may be questioning, "But time doesn't pass in the Departed Realm in this AU how can it be night?"
Well, In the Departed Realm if you have enough money, you can buy thing that creates an illusion of a synthetic night. So it's not actually nighttime.
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FanfictionA Dead Roommate AU. Morro and his Ghost gang arrive in the Departed Realm post-S5 and Morro eventually becomes roommates with Harumi and Lloyd. 1 sane one, 2 orphans with former vendettas against Lloyd, and 3 teens cursed by green.
