Mom: *Making delichous hamburgers*
Me: *Sees they are still in large ball form*
Me: Hey Mah... CAN I HAS A HAMBURGER BALL?????
Mom: No, it takes forever to cook, and nice try
Me: *Begins to leave with sadness*
Mom: Plus, honey, "hamburger balls" are meatballs
Me: *Facepalm*
Everyone else in the world: *Facepalm*
This literally happened like just now....
I AM AN IDIOT

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