When your mad at someone say this:
You are like a slinky... The only time you bring a smile to someones face is when you get pushed down the stairs.
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Random Humor in my Weird Life
RandomThese are all true thoughts that I have said and I have seen happen. Everything from being scared if a baby zombie midget is going to jump through my window late at night to kill me to thinking beef jerky is raisin meat. It's true though, right? Rig...
